A City Profile:
    Springfield NT

Maintained by Bruce Gomes     August 2013
Originally by Dave Sweatt
A list of all things Springfield!
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Springfield: The Little Town That Can't And Won't

Major Districts
Geographic Feat.
Lisa's Letter
Mass Transit
Crime Profile
Major Exports
Telephone No's
Major Imports
Wall of Fame
  Acid Rain
  Crime Spree
  Power Outage
Tidal Wave
Toxic Spills
Police Codes
Misc. Laws
Code of the Schoolyard
  Public Institutions
Private Institutions
  Cultural Sites
Charities & Auctions
Food Industry
Other Manufacturing
  Penal System
Parole Board

A Brief History

"So how do you know so much about American history?"
"I pieced it together, mostly from sugar packets."

  Grampa --- [3F08] Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming
  • Springfield was founded in 1796 by people who didn't want to marry their cousins [3F13] in a state founded by circus freaks [4F03] .
  • This fiercely determined band of pioneers, lead by Jebediah Obadiah Zachariah Jedediah Springfield [7G07], left Maryland after misinterpreting a passage in the bible. Their destination, New Sodom [3F13].
  • Before this occurred, the settlers and their ancestors lived in Sprynge-Fielde, which was founded as early as 1649 "First Toil, Then the Grave!" [5F02].
  • Springfield founding principles: chastity, abstinence, and rootmarm [3F13].
  • Birthplace of:
    • [3F04] Norman Vincent Peale
    • [7F13] Drederick Tatum
  • Major Rival: Shelbyville
    • [2F22] founded by Jebediah's former partner Shelbyville Manhattan on the basic right to marry their cousins.
  • To find out more about the founding of Springfield, be sure to read the Jebediah Springfield File.

Profile and Statistics

"....this place has a weird smell that I'm sure you're all used to...."
       Samantha --- "Bart's Friend Falls in Love" [8F22]
  • Welcome to Springfield
    • [DABF17] Elevation 1582
    • [DABF17] Population 30,720
    • [3F13] Town Motto: A Noble Spirit Embiggens the Smallest Man.
    • [7F01] State Motto: Not Just Another State.
    • [2F22] Official tree: Lemon Tree
    • [3F13] Official Song: "Embiggen his soul"
    • [BABF20] Springfield Town Bird: Bluebird
    • [FABF03] Sister city: Kabul, Afghanistan (which drops Springfield on this episode)
    • [FABF17] Temporarily renamed to Liberty-ville! Where Everything Costs $17.76
    • [KABF09] New Slogan for Springfield - Springfield: Good
    • [LABF02] Departure Billboard: Now Leaving Springfield - The Armpit of America's Butt-Crack
    • [NABF16] Springfield appears on no maps or charts
    • [PABF14] Birthplace of the Brass Knuckle
    • [PABF14] Birthplace of the Nigerian Prince (email) scam (we see Moe sending an email theoretically from Laos, Nigeria)
    • [PABF14] Birthplace of putting a tomatoe in your grilled cheese sandwich
    • [PABF14] Home of the tomb of the Unknown Mascot
    • [PABF14] Billboard: Next Stop Springfield - The Little Town That Can't and Won't (picture of Blinky)
    • [PABF14] Billboard: Springfield - Sister City with No One (blinky holding wilted flowers)
    • [RABF17] Travel Sign: Springfield: 20 miles - Please Lower Your Expectations (Picture of Blinky)
  • Ratings:
    • [9F06] America's Worst City, cover story in Time Magazine
    • [2F22] Town pride "going downhill ever since the lake caught fire"
    • [2F31] Least Popular City in America, National Survey
    • [2F31] In Science, dead last
    • [2F31] In Culture, dead last
    • [3F09] Town with Lowest Voter Turnout in America
    • [3F22] America's Krud Bucket, Newsweek
    • [AABF18] now moved up to #299 on the `300 Most Lovable Cities' list
    • [DABF03] America's Sorrow
    • [DABF03] Fat City U.S.A.
    • [HABF09] Leads Country in Heart Attacks
    • [JABF11] Meanest City in America!
    • [MOVIE1] Most polluted city in the history of the planet
    • [GABF04] First city Howell Huser, the wide eyed wanderer, didn't like
    • [PABF14] The lowest self-esteem of any place on the planet
    • [PABF19] Springfield: Unsolved Murder Capital of the World
  • Lisa's Letter About Springfield
    • [AABF18] 8 malls but no symphony
    • [AABF18] 32 bars but no alternative theatre
    • [AABF18] 13 stores that begin with Le Sex
  • Major Exports:
    • [8F10] Melted hog fat
    • [8F19] Sulfur
    • [9F14] Duff Beer
    • [9F15] fake vomit
    • [1F08] Springfield Galoshes
    • [1F08] aqua cars
    • [1F11] Boxes
    • [1F12] Malibu Stacey dolls
    • [3F17] Southern Cracker
    • [AABF02] Seth & Munchie's Garden Blast Juice
  • Major Imports:
    • Hops, Barley, and other beer ingredients
    • prisoners
    • garbage (during [5F09]) {ee}
  • Commodities
  • Major Districts:
    • [AABF08] last 4 digits of zip codes are citizen relocation codes
    • [7F07] Skid row (the wrong side of the railroad tracks)
    • [8F05] Lower East Side (Jewish section)
      • Tannen's Fatty Meats
      • Kosher Meats & Produce. Fresh Daily.
      • House of Pressed Fish
      • Yiddle's Practical Jokes (first seen as Yiddle's Jokes)
    • [8F13] Springfield Heights {also [9F10]}
    • [8F13] East Springfield
    • [9F01] the Waterfront {also [1F08], [4F13]}
    • [9F08] Lower East Side (where Homer and Marge lived in 1983)
    • [9F08] Rat's Nest - colorful name for only neighborhood where young Homer and Marge can afford to buy a house
    • [9F12] Bum town {also [2F21], [3F16]}
    • [9F15] Lower East Side (Italian section)
    • [9F21] cemetery district
    • [1F12] Recluse Ranch Estates
    • [2F02] South Springfield {tt}
    • [2F21] Junkyville
    • [2F21] Junkytown (Junkytown Legal Clinic)
    • [3F09] Pressboard Estates
    • [3F12] Springfield Marina
      • [3F12] The Sea Cap'n's Bait 'n' Barg'n B'n "C'mon 'N We're Op'n"
      • [3F12] Pier 1 through Pier 17
    • [3F16] Bumtown
    • [4F13] South Street Squidport {also [BABF14], [CABF03], [CABF08], [CABF13], [EABF08], [GABF18](?), [LABF06], [PABF04], [RABF07]}
      • [CABF08] Mussolini & Frank's
      • [CABF08] Have it Uruguay
      • [CABF08] What They Eat In Iceland
      • [CABF08] The Karachi Hibachi
      • [CABF08] The London Broil
      • [CABF08] A Taste of Serbia
      • [CABF08] Iraq E. Cheese's
      • [GABF18] Snack Shack (seaport, unclear if it's the Squidport!)
      • [GABF18] Fish 'N Chips (seaport, unclear if it's the Squidport!)
      • [GABF18] Cap'n Jack's Bait and Tackle (seaport, unclear if it's the Squidport!)
      • [GABF18] Burgers N' Fries (seaport, unclear if it's the Squidport!)
      • [LABF06] Pasta La Vista, BABY
      • [LABF06] Tiki Bar
      • [LABF06] Toss 'Em!
      • [LABF06] Photo Booth
      • [LABF08] Fresh Squeeezed Lemonade
      • [LABF08] Noiseland Arcade
      • [LABF08] Hot Dogs "Hot dogs! Not so hot dogs! Cold and droopy!"
      • [LABF08] Fried Dough "Fried dough! America's worst legal food" "Never leaves your body"
      • [LABF08] Popcorn
      • [LABF08] Basketball Shoot "Shoot an oversized basketball into an undersized hoop! It's impossible, the prizes have been here for fity years"
      • [LABF08] Lisa: Wow, the truth in boardwalking law has really done a number on this place.
      • [LABF08] Street performers: Mime, Woman playing violin, Statue, Pin juggler on a unicycle, Fire eater
      • [LABF08] Food cart vendor: Lamb Kebabs, Chicken Kebabs
      • [NABF09] Springfield Clamphitheater (Squidport's new amphitheater)
      • [PABF04] [Billboard during opening] Winter at Squidport - Dead Seals Wash Up Daily
      • [RABF07] Caricatures
      • [RABF07] Bloaters At The Squidport
      • [RABF07] LEMO[N ICES?]
      • [RABF07] Fish N' Fries (They intentionally block Fries initially so you'll think "chips")
      • [RABF07] Snack Shack
    • [5F13] Springfield Residential Hills
    • [5F17] Little Newark
    • [5F17] Crackton
    • [5F17] Russian District
    • [CABF14] West Springfield (as in West Springfield Elementary) {also [DABF04], [GABF03]}
    • [CABF18] Chinatown
    • [CABF18] Tibet Town
    • [CABF19] Ethnictown "Where hardworking immigrants dream of becoming lazy overfed Americans"
    • [EABF12] Gay Neighborhood
      Homer: What a well kept street. And there sure are a lot of gay bookstores for a straight neighborhood.
      • Alternative Knifestyles
      • Armstead's Mopeds
      • Fab Abs
      • Sconewall Bakery
    • [EABF17] Little Italy {also [GABF22]}
      • Birthplace of Beef-O-Ghetti [GABF22]
    • [HABF12] Theatre District
      • Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick in $$$
      • One Guy Named Moe
      • Stab-A-Lot  The Itchy and Scratchy Musical
    • [HABF13] Springfield Keys
    • [HABF20] Little Bangkok
      • Thai Food Factory (formerly Petco) [HABF20]
    • [KABF04] Little Seattle
      • The Java Hut
      • Coffee-Again
      • Coffee Junction
      • The Coffee Cup
      • Starrbucks
      • Java Jolt
    • [MABF21] Spanhattan (borough)(Springfield's Manhattan)
    • [MABF21] Spaten Island (borough)(Springfield's Staten Island)
    • [KABF14] Springfield Heights
    • [MABF21] The Spronx (borough)(Springfield's Bronx)
    • [MABF21] Sprooklyn (borough)(Springfield's Brooklyn)
    • [MABF21] Spueens (borough)(Springfield's Queens)
    • [LABF10] Waverly Hills
    • [NABF16] Little Ukraine
      • Tsarbucks
      • Insane in the Ukraine - Mental Health Services
      • Cossacks Fifth Avenue
      • Hot to Trotsky's - Ice Skating Rink
    • [NABF20] Little Ethiopia
      • Lion of Gojo Nightclub
    • [RABF17] Town Centre at Springfielde Glenne
      • Puttering Barn
      • Abercrombie & Rich
      • Neiman Mark-Up
      • Vulgari
      • Georgio Ourmoney
      • Circuit Circus
      • Costington's
      • Expensive Bros Jewelry
      • K-Sport
      • The Learning Place
      • Bikini Atoll
      • GAO Schwarz
      • Maura Ashlee
      • Cropduster Video
      • Spiffany's
  • Mass Transit System
    • [3F02] 3rd Street Subway Station
    • [9F10] Monorail {also [BABF14]}
    • [9F10] Escalator to nowhere
    • [3F12] City Bus Service {also [5F17]}
  • Sanitation Services
    • [5F09] Ray Patterson, Sanitation Commissioner
    • [5F09] Sanitation Dept. budget for one year is 4.6 million
    • [7G03] Springfield Toxic Waste Dump
    • [7G03] Springfield Tire Yard {not on fire}
    • [7F03] Springfield Tire Yard {also [8F08])
      • [8F08] Springfield Tire Yard still burning 1966 - 1991
      • [8F08] Silver anniversary - "25 years and still burning strong"
    • [9F01] Garbage Island
    • [3F21] Auto Wrecking Yard
    • [4F15] Springfield Dump {also [4F18], [5F09], [EABF19], [RABF03]}
      • [EABF19] Not associated with Springfield Marriott
      • [RABF03] "America's Bleakest Dump" --Dump Fancy Magazine
    • [5F09] Homer fills a mine shaft full of garbage
    • [5F09] Gorge filled with garbage
    • [5F17] Springfield Junkyard
  • Utilities:
    • [7G03] Springfield Nuclear Power Plant
    • [3F20] Springfield Power Company
    • [1F17] Springfield Dams {also [4F14]}
    • [3F21] Water: "If it's brown, drink it down. If it's black, send it back.
    • [7F13] Cable: Springfield Cable, 68 channels
  • Health and Social Services:
    • [7F06] Springfield General Hospital {also [9F09], [9F17], [1F02], [2F20], [2F31], [2F32], [3F04], [AABF02], [AABF04], [AABF17], [CABF08], [CABF14], [CABF16], [DABF04], [DABF11], [DABF13], [DABF15], [EABF12], [EABF15], [FABF23], [GABF11], [NABF01], [PABF19], etc.}
      • [2F20]  Where Burns is moved to after being shot
      • [2F32]  Where Bart is taken after consuming the metal Krusty-O
      • [CABF14]  Where Homer is taken after Marge cuts off is thumb
      • [EABF15]  Where Bart is taken after attack in fish tank at Springfield Aquarium
      • [GABF11]  If the Surgeon Leaves It In You, It's Yours
      • [HABF18]  Come For The Surgery - Stay For The Complications
      • [NABF01]  Free Cat Flu Vaccinations (Princess Band-Aids $25)
      • [PABF19]  Today's Flu - Avian
    • [7F07] Springfield Plasma Center
    • [7F24] New Bedlam: Rest Home For the Emotionally Interesting
    • [8F17] Springfield Animal Hospital {also [2F16]}
    • [8F17] Springfield Dog Pound {also [7F75]}
    • [8F18] Springfield Community Center {also [1F05], [1F21], [2F02], [2F12], [DABF09], [EABF09], [NABF14]}
      • [8F18]  "Oh! Streetcar!" A Musical Audition Tonite
      • [2F12]  Regional Ace Awards - Hosted by Dick Cavett
      • [EABF09]  Krusty speaking, with sign "Welcome Latino Voters", standing with Bumblebee Man
      • [NABF14]  Meeting Today: Irritable Bowel Syndrome Support Group
    • [9F11] Springfield Sperm Bank (Est. 1858)
    • [1F05] Springfield Men's Shelter
    • [1F12] Springfield Center for Geriatric Medicine
    • [2F05] Springfield Youth Center "Building Unrealistic Hopes Since 1966"
    • [2F08] Springfield Psychiatric Center "Because there may not be bugs on you"
    • [2F20] Veterans Hospital
    • [2F20] Marvin Monroe Memorial Hospital
    • [3F01] Springfield Child Protection Agency
    • [5F21] Life expectancy: men-76.2 years
    • [BABF02] Springfield YMCA {also [CABF16]}
    • [DABF07] John Ford Center for Alcoholic Cowboys
    • [DABF17] Springfield City Morgue
    • [DABF22] Mental Institution
    • [FABF02] Springfield Men's Mission "One Hot and Maybe a Cot"
    • [FABF03] Springfield Animal Shelter
    • [FABF16] Springfield Employment Agency
    • [GABF06] Springfield Orphanage
    • [GABF10] Calmwood Mental Hospital "We Now Treat March Madness"
    • [PABF06] Springfield Medical Plaza "Dr. Sheila Eisenberg O.D., Suite 402"
    • [RABF11] Springfield Sanitarium
  • Major Geographic Features:
    • [7G09] Tenderfoot Gorge
    • [7F06] Springfield Gorge {also [9F12]}
      • [9F12] The Third Most Beautiful in the State
    • [8F01] Springfield National Forest
    • [8F12] Mt. Springfield {also [2F09], [BABF14], [DABF04]}
    • [8F14] Mystic Caverns
    • [8F17] Springfield River {also [3F01]}
    • [9F01] Springfield Harbor {also [9F19], [3F12], [DABF03]}
      • [9F01] Smoke on the Water
      • [9F19] Where the sewage meets the sand
    • [9F21] Alkali Flats [also desert, Badlands] {also [1F03], [3F08], [4F18]}
    • [1F03] Grand Chasm
    • [1F14] Lake Springfield {also [DABF04]}
    • [1F18] The Beach {also [2F01], [2F10], [3F22]}
    • [4F07] Carter-Nixon Tunnel
    • [4F10] Mt. Useful
    • [5F05] Sacred Tooth Meadow (adjacent to Heavenly Hills mall)
    • [DABF01] Spotted Owl Habitat (OK, maybe not a geographic feature...)
    • [DABF01] Springfield Wetlands
    • [GABF05] Springfield Glacier
    • [GABF14] Springfield Mesa
    • [LABF06] 3rd Base Point - cliff overlooking Springfield
      (where Moe and Maya go)
    • [RABF08] Springfield Falls "Lamest Falls In America" -
      • 15 miles North past the Warren Harding Memorial Throughhole.
    • Highest Elevations:
      • [5F16] Murderhorn Mt., no elevation given, but it towers over everything
      • [9F07] Widow's Peak, elev. 13,613 ft.
  • Minor Geographic Features (Streets and Addresses, Highways and Bridges)
    • [MABF21] Springfield is Exit 63B on the Interstate Highway
    • [2F02] 4871 Adel Av (Jeb Neu in Springfield Telephone Directory)
    • [2F02] 11057 Balken (Jack Neu in Springfield Telephone Directory)
    • [GABF21] Bart Blvd (shown at intersection with Evergreen Terrace, Bart steals sign)
    • [2F02] 1124 Beachwood (Jennifer Neu in Springfield Telephone Directory)
    • [2F02] 3846 Birch (Richard Nash in Springfield Telephone Directory)
    • [2F02] xx42 Blake Av (in Springfield Telephone Directory)
    • [2F02] 31158 Blake (Teil Moss in Springfield Telephone Directory)
    • [LABF02] 100 Baloon Payment Blvd (Blue Umbrella Insurance)
    • [4F13] 44 Bow Street (Dr. Nick Riviera) (actually, Harvard Lampoon!)
    • [2F02] 4453 Briarwood (Susan? New in Springfield Telephone Directory)
    • [1F05] 534 Centre St. (Krusty the Clown) (Free trampoline)
    • [3F15] 77842 Calypso Rd (Troy McClure, from driver's license)
    • [2F02] 483 Columbus (Allison Neu in Springfield Telephone Directory)
    • [2F02] 15159 Cranberry (Toby Muntz in Springfield Telephone Directory)
    • [7F07] Croesus (Mr. Burns)
    • [7G03] D Street
    • [7F24] Dalai Lama Expressway
    • [4F08] 11905 Dead Weasel Road
    • [NABF20] East Oak Street [Classy Girls Strip Club "Onstage: Nelson's Mom" (Nelson is standing outside)]
    • [NABF20] East Oak Street [Meth Lab]
    • [MABF21] 652 8th Avenue (where camp counselers Ethan Ballantyne and Kurt Hardwick live)
    • [7G05] Elm Street {also [7F11], [8F14]}
    • [AABF18] 13 Euclid Street (Where Mensa meeting is held)
    • [3F04] Evergreen Terrace (The Simpsons) (THOH episode title, "Nightmare on Evergreen Terrace") {also [7F22], [9F08], [3F09], [3F20]}
    • [3F09] Evergreen Terrace (we see street sign) Homer: Good ol' Evergreen Terrace. The swankiest street in classiest part of Pressboard Estates.
    • [5F21] Evergreen Terrace (The Simpsons) (episode title, "Wizard of Evergreen Terrace")
    • [FABF22] Evergreen Terrace (Chloe: Marge! Where are you living now? Marge: (mumbling) Evergreen Terrace. Chloe: Paris? Just like you always dreamed. Marge: (dejectedly) Terrace. Evergreen Terrace. The street that smells like pee.)
    • [GABF21] Evergreen Terrace (shown at intersection with Bart Blvd)
    • [MABF12] Evergreen Terrace (street sign seen repeatedly during this episode)
    • [RABF07] Evergreen Terrace (seen on GPS in Homer's car)
    • [8F01] 59 Evergreen Terrace (The Simpsons)
    • [HABF13] 74 Evergreen Terrace (Scott & Brenda Weingarten) (whose mail and packages Homer accidentally receives)
    • [HABF13] 82 Evergreen Terrace, Apt. 13 (Edna Krabappel's apartment)
    • [7F22] 94 Evergreen Terrace (The Simpsons) {also [8F06], [8F16]}
    • [HABF13] 555 (Evergreen Terrace??) (Moe Szyslak) (Nelson and Bart painting curb numbers)
    • [1F09] 723 Evergreen Terrace (The Simpsons)
    • [HABF13] 738 (Evergreen Terrace) (The Flanders) (Nelson and Bart painting curb numbers)
    • [3F09] 740 Evergreen Terrace (The Flanders)
    • [9F09] 740 Evergreen Terrace (Implied address of Reverend Lovejoy in this episode)
    • [9F09] 742 Evergreen Terrace (The house Snake, cattle rustler, drives away from)
    • [9F14] 742 Evergreen Terrace (The Simpsons) {also [9F20], [1F21], [2F13], [3F12], [3F17], [4F01], [4F11], [4F16], [AABF02], [AABF08], [AABF12], [AABF23], [BABF05], [BABF06], [DABF08], [FABF10], [GABF04], [HABF13], [JABF19], [KABF11], [KABF15], [LABF03], [MABF04], [MABF05], [MABF06], [MABF07], [MABF09], [MABF22], [NABF05]}
    • [5F06] 744 Evergreen Terrace (The Flanders)
    • [FABF07] 763 Evergreen Terrace (The Simpsons) {also [FABF15] [the Pieman]}
    • [9F06] 1094 Evergreen Terrace (The Simpsons)
    • [CABF14] 123 Fake Street (where Bart & Milhouse duck into with fireworks)
    • [JABF02] 19 Fish Smell Drive (Nelson Muntz)
    • [8F14] 14th Street
    • [HABF20] Freeway 103 (Highway type sign Bart & Skinner dueling on top of bus have to duck to miss)
    • [MOVIE1] Freeway 105 (Dome Depot - Located at the intersection of the 105 Freeway and the dome)
    • [2F02] 52441 Green St (Ken Neu in Springfield Telephone Directory)
    • [2F02] 220 Hazel Av (Adam Moss in Springfield Telephone Directory)
    • [FABF17] Hellman Ave. (Hellman Ave Medical Plaza)
    • [7F24] Highland
    • [JABF02] Highway 88 (Nelson: Is Highway 88 backed up?)
    • [2F02] xx855 Holden (in Springfield Telephone Directory)
    • [LABF18] 53 Hyperion Drive (Andy Hamilton "best prankster ever")
    • [4F19] 35 Industry Way (Bart's factory)
    • [DABF17] Interstate 95 {also [KABF15]}
    • [GABF04] Jefferson Avenue
    • [3F02] King Street
    • [2F02] 75532 Kirkle (Richard New?? in Springfield Telephone Directory)
    • [2F02] 230 Kirkwood (Cathy Neu in Springfield Telephone Directory)
    • [2F02] xx2351 Lake (in Springfield Telephone Directory)
    • [2F02] 447 Laurel (Barbara G. in Springfield Telephone Directory)
    • [7G03] Main Street {also [9F10], [1F21], [2F17], [2F07], [3F10], [3F16], [4F15], [KABF15]}
    • [2F02] 9728 Main St (A Gorilla in Springfield Telephone Directory)
    • [1F09] 1000 Mammon Lane (Mr. Burns) {also "Mammon" [7F07]}
    • [1F09] 4723 Maple Valley Road
    • [DABF07] Martin Luther King Boulevard (Krusty the Clown Show)
    • [7F24] Michael Jackson Expressway {also [8F17]}
    • [2F02] 279 Montour St (Bert Gaines in Springfield Telephone Directory)
    • [4F16] 57 Mt. Auburn Street (Mr. Mitchell)
    • [9F11] 920 Oak Grove (Hans Moleman)
    • [2F02] 635 Oakwoo(d) (Robert Gordon in Springfield Telephone Directory)
    • [CABF22] 1 Ocean View Drive (Judge Constance Harm's houseboat)
    • [HABF20] Old Springfield Road (Highway type sign Bart & Skinner dueling on top of bus have to duck to miss)
    • [3F02] 181st Street
    • [2F02] 486 Pacbell Lane (Bob Newhall in Springfield Telephone Directory)
    • [PABF06] 316 Pikeland Ave. (Milhouse Van Houten)
    • [2F02] 7238 Pine (Mary G. in Springfield Telephone Directory)
    • [PABF18] Pioneer Trail - Route 101
    • [RABF12] 12 Plympton Street (Where Bart takes music lessons)
    • [3F17] 19 Plympton Street (Springfield Elementary) {also [MABF04]}
    • [2F02] 8462 River Dr (Harold G. in Springfield Telephone Directory)
    • [LABF19] Route 1 (Moe: How about all that construction on Route 1?)
    • [3F15] Route 18 (Route 18 Flea Market and Drive-In)
    • [PABF18] Route 33 Historic Route
    • [GABF10] Route 98 (Knockers on Route 98)
    • [PABF18] Route 101 - Pioneer Trail
    • [GABF04] Route 202
    • [LABF19] Route 205 (Homer: Now to get on route 205 and it's a straight shot home [from skiing])
    • [7F24] Route 401 {also [8F03], [8F06], [9F20], [5F21]}
    • [JABF12] Rural Route 27 (Cletus & Brandine)
    • [MABF14] Shelbyville Rd - Classified ad in Springfield Shopper for a Moving Sale
    • [4F13] South Street (South Street Squidport)
    • [8F24] 430 Spalding Way (The Simpsons)
    • [2F02] 5217 Sunflower (C Getty in Springfield Telephone Directory)
    • [3F02] 3rd Street (Subway Station)
    • [7G03] Twelfth Street {also [9F20]}
    • [3F02] 156th Street (street Bart passes on way to Milhouse's Grandmother)
    • [3F02] 257th Street (Milhouse's Grandmother)
    • [8F08] Walnut St (Moe's Bar, Springfield Junior High School)
    • [GABF14] Warren Harding Memorial Throughhole
    • [NABF20] West Oak Street [Monoclecrafters]
    • [NABF20] West Oak Street [Vulgari]
    • [NABF20] 1501 West Oak Street [El Chemistri]
    • [3F04] XYZ Street (in the third dimension)
    • [DABF07] Zany Avenue (Krusty the Clown Show)
    • [DABF14] 3557 ? Springfield Bachelor Apts. (Apu in 5B)
    • [4F08] P.O. Box 182 (Springfield Investorettes)
    • [8F16] P.O. Box 402 (Springfield Magazine)
    • [BABF14] P.O. Box 2153-1264 Room RR-312-BB5 (Springfield Bell)
    • [4F11] P.O. Box 2323 (Springfield Gas Co.)
    • [7G06] Springfield Bridge
    • [8F14] Springfield Memorial Bridge
    • [KABF02] Suicide Bridge: In Memory of Governor Chester L. Suicide
  • Telephone Numbers
    "The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now."  "King-Size Homer" [3F05]
    In episode [BABF20] the area code for Olde Springfield continues to be 636 and for New Springfield it is now 939.
    • 911 [7F07] Homer: Operator! Give me the number for 911!
    • 911 [CABF14] Wiggum: 911, this better be good... (Marge has cut off Homer's thumb)
    • 911 [CABF08] Dr. Hibbert to CBG: If these boys hadn't called 911 I'd be wearing that watch right now.
    • 911 [CABF18] Police cruiser has 911 on it
    • 911 [CABF22] Police cruiser has 911 on it
    • 911 [DABF03] Dr. Hibbert tells Apu to call him on 911 when his candy arrives
    • 911 [DABF16] Police cruisers have 911 on them
    • 911 [DABF17] When mob attacks him in his police cruiser he yells out "someone call 911!"
    • 911 [DABF17] (On Homer's security commercial) ...don't dial 911! (call Spring Shield)
    • 911 [NABF21] Wiggum, in the police station: I better call 911. (It's busy... obviously) It's always busy when I call! What a bunch of idiots.
    • 911 [RABF12] Police cruiser has 911 on it
    • 912 [8F17] Wiggum, answering phone: No. This is 91....2.
    • 912 [2F09] Carl: Oh, and don't bother calling 911 anymore... here's the real number (hands Homer a card with "912").
    • 325-6753 [2F11] Springfield Observatory
    • 369-3084 [3F12] Number on wreath when Krusty faked his death {bh}
    • 369-3084 [BABF21] Grampa Simpson (Number Homer dials to reach him)
    • 519-3444 [1F05] The Flanders
    • 553-7557 [BABF21] Grampa at the Springfield Retirement Home
    • 555-0000 [MABF14] Classified ad in Springfield Shopper for Art - ERTE BRONZE
    • 555-0001 [4F01] Mr. Burns
    • 555-0001 [MABF14] Classified personals ad in Springfield Shopper for Eve
    • 555-0011 [RABF12] 12 Plympton Street, where Bart takes music lessons
    • 555-0113 [BABF20] The Simpsons
    • 555-0123 [HABF20] The Simpsons - Simpsons Carpentry
    • 555-0123 [HABF21] The Simpsons (Marge's phone tree to take back Springfield from the military)
    • 555-0134 [HABF21] Helen Lovejoy (Marge's phone tree to take back Springfield from the military)
    • 555-0148 [HABF21] Carl (Marge's phone tree to take back Springfield from the military)
    • 555-0154 [HABF21] Lenny (Marge's phone tree to take back Springfield from the military)
    • 555-0172 [HABF21] Ned Flanders (Marge's phone tree to take back Springfield from the military)
    • 555-0182 [HABF21] Selma (Marge's phone tree to take back Springfield from the military)
    • 555-0193 [HABF21] Patty (Marge's phone tree to take back Springfield from the military)
    • 555-0362 [HABF09] Dr. Egoyan (helps old people kill themselves))
    • 555-0743 [FABF21] (KL5-0743) Goose's Gags and Gifts (old number)
    • 555-1000 [5F01] Sleep-Eazy Motel (lights flicker to SL E AZY MOTEL)
    • 555-1111 [MABF14] Classified ad in Springfield Shopper for Norwegian Forest Cats
    • 555-1231 [RABF04] Sign on telephone pole: Babysitter 555-1231
    • 555-1234 [MABF14] Classified ad in Springfield Shopper for Art - Oils & Lithos
    • 555-1237 [MABF14] Classified ad in Springfield Shopper for Furniture
    • 555-1239 [7F15] Moe's Tavern
    • 555-1287 [MABF14] Classified personals ad in Springfield Shopper for Edna
    • 555-1298 [MABF14] Classified ad in Springfield Shopper for a Moving Sale
    • 555-1680 [1F07] (KL5-1680) Marital Stress Helpline
    • 555-1919 [MABF14] Classified ad in Springfield Shopper for a Casino slot machine
    • 555-2226 [AABF02] (KL5-2226) The Simpsons
    • 555-2233 [9F12] (KL5-2233) Bigger Brothers
    • 555-2253 [2F02] (in Springfield Telephone Directory)
    • 555-2362 [2F02] Susan New in Springfield Telephone Directory
    • 555-2382 [2F02] Cathy Neu in Springfield Telephone Directory
    • 555-2761 [MABF14] Classified ad in Springfield Shopper for Collectibles - BEANIES
    • 555-3223 [9F07] (KL5-3223) Mr. Plow: Home
    • 555-3226 [4F08] The Pretzel Wagon
    • 555-3226 [9F07] (KL5-3226) Mr. Plow: Business
    • 555-3226 [AABF02] (KL5-3226) The Simpsons (Homer fills out SAG Membership form)
    • 555-3457 [8F17] (KL5-3457) Springfield Magazine: Looking for Love?
    • 555-3457 [8F17] (KL5-3457) The Simpsons
    • 555-3609 [8F17] The Simpsons (In the captions only!)
    • 555-3642 [4F13] Dr. Hibbert's office
    • 555-3648 [EABF08] (555-DO IT) Cookie Kwan Realty
    • 555-3652 [2F02] Jennifer Neu in Springfield Telephone Directory
    • 555-3700 [8F22] (KL5-3700) Dr. Marvin Monroe's Subliminal Tape Club
    • 555-3726 [4F16] The Simpsons
    • 555-4344 [2F02] Bob Newhall in Springfield Telephone Directory
    • 555-4427 [2F02] Teil Moss in Springfield Telephone Directory
    • 555-4468 [2F02] (in Springfield Telephone Directory)
    • 555-4796 [9F07] (KL5-4796) Plow King
    • 555-5246 [3F14] (KL5-5246) Mr. Burns office
    • 555-5299 [7F10] (Klondike 5-LAWW) Lionel Hutz
      "Clogging Our Courts Since 1976"
    • 555-5472 [FABF09] (KL5-5472) The Simpsons (on poster to find Lisa)
    • 555-5543 [2F02] Jeb Neu in Springfield Telephone Directory
    • 555-5782 [4F01] Prof. Frink's lab
    • 555-6425 [1F10] Channel 6 Consumer Watchdog Unit
    • 555-6425 [4F13] (555-PAIN) Dr. Nick's Clinic
    • 555-6473 [MABF14] Classified ad in Springfield Shopper for Jewelry
    • 555-6683 [GABF15] (555-MOVE) Moving? Starving Teachers
    • 555-6528 [7F02] The Simpsons
    • 555-6587 [EABF22] The Simpsons (On flyer for lost $1000 bill Bart finds)
    • 555-6723 [MABF14] Classified ad in Springfield Shopper for a Moving Sale on Shelbyville Rd
    • 555-6754 [7F15] Homer's work number
    • 555-6832 [7F15] The Simpsons
    • 555-6921 [9F21] "For a good time, call Edna K"
    • 555-7121 [MABF14] Classified ad in Springfield Shopper for a canoe
    • 555-7246 [7G01] (555-PAIN) KBBL talk radio, talk show dial-in
    • 555-7334 [7F02] Homer's work number
    • 555-7666 [2F02] Jack Neu in Springfield Telephone Directory
    • 555-7823 [2F02] (in Springfield Telephone Directory)
    • 555-8396 [2F02] Allison Neu in Springfield Telephone Directory
    • 555-8707 [????] (The Simpsons) (Was also(?) UFA)
    • 555-8752 [2F02] Ken Neu in Springfield Telephone Directory
    • 555-8821 [8F21] Bumper sticker: "How's My Driving?"
    • 555-8848 [2F02] (in Springfield Telephone Directory)
    • 555-8897 [2F02] (in Springfield Telephone Directory)
    • 555-8904 [4F01] The Flanders
    • 555-9753 [2F02] (in Springfield Telephone Directory)
    • 555-9837 [BABF03] (555-X-TERM-N-8) Exterminator Homer attempts to dial for badger
    • 555-9871 [MABF14] Classified ad in Springfield Shopper for Clinton/Gore posters, pictures, buttons
    • 555-9972 [2F02] Toby Muntz in Springfield Telephone Directory
    • 555-9973 [2F02] Richard in Springfield Telephone Directory
    • 555-9996 [2F02] Richard Nash in Springfield Telephone Directory
    • 556-5555 [EABF12] (KLN-5555) Adv't: Springfield Rents: Call KLN-5555 ask for Grady or Julio in Village Apartments
    • 556-5555 [DABF05] (KLN-5555) Movie Call
    • 685-9232 [AABF08] (Murray Hill 5-9232) Vincent Price's Egg Magic
    • 685-6309 [DABF10] (Murray Hill 5-6309) (Number dialed by automated operator at Zovuvazz)
    • 764-8437 [3F14] (SMITHERS, dialed by Burns) Moe's Tavern
    • 1-555-665-4558 [EABF10] (1-555-NO-KILL-U) Suicide Hotline (on billboard)
    • 1-600-362-8672 [9F09] (1-600-DOCTORB) Dr. Nick Rivera's $129.95 operation special
    • 1-800-555-1212 [4F16] The Covet House
    • 1-800-555-3872 [1F17] Sugar truck: "How Am I Driving?"
    • 1-800-555-4847 [7G04] (1-800-555-HUGS) Dr. Monroe's Family Therapy Center
    • 1-800-555-8778 [7G01] (1-800-U-SQUEAL) America's Most Armed and Dangerous
    • 1-888-555-4727 [GABF19] (1-888-555-IRAQ) Truck Drivers Needed in Iraq
    • 1-888-555-9595 [JABF15] (1-888-KL5-9595) Parade Banner: How's My Marching?
    • 1-900-366-8783 [9F04] (1-900-DONT-SUE) On box of cursed "Krusty Talking Doll!"
    • 1-900-555-2679 [9F12] (1-900-555-CORY) Corey Hot Line
    • 1-909-685-5696 [7F24] (1-909-O-U-KLOWN) Krusty Hot Line on cereal box
    • 1-909-685-5696 [8F05] (1-909-O-U-KLOWN) Krusty Hot Line
    • 1-909-739-2428 [8F05] (1-909-SEX-CHAT) Krusty makes a call
    • 1-909-946-2444 [8F12] (1-909-WIN-BIGG) Coach's Hotline
    • 1-917-555-0184 [8F12] (917-555-0184) Hell Skank
  • Politics
    • [9F12] Springfield Communist Party
    • [2F02] Republican Party Headquarters
      • Mr. Burns
      • Birch Barlow
      • Texas Oil Man (Colonel Tex?)
      • a Nosferatu
      • the big shot Lawyer
      • Dr. Hibbert
      • Rainier Wolfcastle (aka McBain)
    • [2F02] League of Uninformed Voters
    • [2F09] The Stone Cutters
    • [2F19] Springfield P.T.A.
    • [3F13] Town Jubilation Committee [tourist council]
    • [2F02] Registered Voters in 1994: 48,000 [some of these registered voters were discovered to be dead Springfieldianites and pets]
    • [DABF01] Republican Party Headquarters
      • Mr. Burns
      • Ralph Nader
      • Krusty the Klown
      • Dracula
      • strong man
      • Bob Dole
    • [EABF09] Republican Party Headquarters
      • Mr. Burns
      • Colonel Tex
      • Rainier Wolfcastle (aka McBain)
      • Dr. Hibbert
      • Krusty the Klown
      • Bob Dole
      • Dracula
  • Government:
    • [7G03] City Hall
    • [9F20] City Hall: Mayor's Office (Seal: Corruptus in Extremis)
    • [7F10] Court House {also [8F03], [9F20], [3F01], [CABF12], [GABF05], [DABF03], etc. }
    • [7F22] Springfield Post Office {also [5F14]}
    • [8F05] Old Springfield Library {also [8F12], [8F15], [4F18], [5F22], [DABF03], [EABF02]}
    • [8F21] Department of Motor Vehicles {also [9F14], [2F14], [3F15], [3F17], [DABF09], [GABF06], [LABF05], [MABF07], [NABF16]}
      • [MABF07] Opening Billboard: Springfield DMV Wait Time: 38 Hours
      • [NABF16] Marge: [DMV] A place where a sadistic man with government experience can feel right at home.
    • [9F01] Fire Service: Springfield Volunteer Fire Department - SPFD {also [3F18], [AABF22]}
    • [9F10] Town Hall {also [1F08], [2F02], [2F11], [3F20], [4F06], [AABF18], [BABF20], [BABF21], [CABF02], [DABF17], [EABF09], [EABF21], [FABF15], etc.}
    • [EABF05] Springfield County Court House "Liberty and Justice for Most"
    • [1F03] Springfield Superior Court
    • [1F08] Social Security Office
    • [1F08] Springfield Office of Unemployment {also [5F06]}
    • [2F02] Springfield Hall of Records [Not the Good Kind of Records, Historical Ones] {also [3F06]}
    • [3G01] FBI Springfield Branch [Invading Your Privacy for 60 Years]
    • [4F04] Springfield Marriage Bureau
    • [4F19] Personalized License Plates Office
    • [4F19] Tax Seizures Auction Room
    • [5F09] Sex Offender Registration Office
    • [5F22] Springfield Municipal Bldg. first seen
    • [AABF07] old Town Hall seen again
    • [AABF09] Springfield Municipal Court
    • [AABF18] courthouse temporarily renamed "Municipal Fortress of Vengeance"
    • [AABF18] jury temporarily renamed "Justice Squadron"
    • [AABF18] old Town Hall seen again
    • [AABF22] Springfield Bookmobile
    • [CABF22] Springfield Juvenile Court
  • Military
    • [8F13] Fort Springfield
    • [9F02] Fort Springfield
      • comedian Bob Hope on stage, riot follows
    • [1F08] Fort Springfield
      • closed down
    • [1F14] Fort Springfield
      • killbot factory
    • [1F18] Fort Springfield
      • Proud Home of Secret Civilian Mail Opening Project
    • [2F11] Springfield Armory
    • [2F19] Fort Springfield
    • [3F08] Springfield US Air Force Base
      • air show
    • [3G04] Springfield Naval Reserve Base
    • [5F17] Army Proving Ground
    • [5F17] Area 51-A
    • [AABF22] Fort Fragg
    • [CABF14] Fort Fragg hit by fireworks
  • Crime Profile
    • [2F20] dozens gunned down each day
    • [3F19] 47 executions under current authorities
  • Sports
    • [7F05] Springfield Isotopes Baseball Team {also [9F12], [9F14], [2F22], [4F08], [AABF07]}
    • [7F06] Springfield Speedway {also [9F11]}
    • [7F06] Monster Truck Rally with Truckasaurus
    • [8F13] Springfield Zephyrs Softball Team
    • [9F12] Children's Soccer League
    • [9F15] Springfield Gravelarium [Live Professional Wrestling]
    • [1F14] Springfield Atoms Football Team, Annual Pigskin Classic against the Shelbyville Sharks
    • [2F05] Children's Hockey League
    • [3F14] Springfield Dragway
    • [4F03] Association of Springfield Semi-Pro Boxers (ASSBOX)
    • [5F01] Continental Soccer Association
    • [5F03] Springfield Wildcats Peewee football team
  • Wall of Fame
    • [LABF01] Names on the Wall of Fame:
      • Row 1
        • Jebediah Springfield
        • Dr. Hibbert
        • Mayor Quimby
        • Ranier Wolfcastle - Movie Star, Former Gov
        • C. M. Burns - Nuclear Pioneer
        • The Springfield Strangler - Serial Killer
        • Duffman - Spokes Logo
        • Krusty - Businessman, Clown
        • Troy McClure - Screen Star
        • Henry K. Duff - Brewmeister
        • Gabbo
      • Row 2
        • Professor Frink
        • Kent Brockman
        • Bumblebee Man - Tragic TV Star
        • Bill & Marty
        • Artie Ziff - Successful Businessman
        • Sideshow Bob - Psycho
        • Poochie - Cartoon Dog
        • Mr. Teeny - TV Personality
        • El Barto (? instead of picture) - Grafitti Artist
        • Bleedin' Gums Murphy - .... Legend
        • Lurleen Lumpkin
      • Row 3
        • ...
        • ...
        • Sideshow Raheem
        • Luscious Sweet?
        • Hank Scorpio - Philanthropist (later switches to Butthead)
        • Chazz Busby - Director, Choreographer (later switches to Homer) (see below)
        • Paul Yield - Inventor (Quimby: Man who invented the yield sign, Paul Yield)
        • Vance Connor - Successful Businessman (unveiled during ceremony))
        • Blank
        • Blank
      • Row 4
        • ...
        • ...
        • John Swartzwelder - Writer
        • Drederick Tatum
        • Scratchy
        • Fat Tony - ... Businessman
        • Plopper - Spider Pig
        • Blank
        • Blank
        • Blank
      • (Homer theoretically displaces Seymour Skinner, shown in garbage as they walk away at end of episode.)


"I feel it all the way up my skirt." "Ditto."
  Patty & Selma and the tornado --- "Bart Gets an Elephant" [1F15]
  • Acid Rain
    • [DABF01] acid rain burns Frink, Skinner, Groundkeeper Willy
  • Animals
    • [9F18] thousands of snakes headed for the Simpsons home
    • [1F05] breakaway Ferris wheel causes a zoo stampede
    • [1F15] elephant stampede
    • [AABF10] rhino stampede
  • Avalanche
    • [9F07] the Plow King is trapped by a small avalanche
    • [4F10] Mr. Burns and Homer are trapped on Mt. Useful
  • Blizzard
    • [CABF06] Kent Brockman: The weather service has now upgraded from winter wonderland to a class III kill storm (Skinner, Willy and children trapped in school)
  • Concussion Shockwave
    • [4F21] caused by a sudden sound wave from Bart
  • Crime Spree
    • [1F09] city wide burglaries by the Cat Burglar
    • [1F09] heavy sack beatings up 900%
    • [2F20] dozens gunned down every day
    • [AABF11] prison breakout-- Marge breaks down the fence
  • Drought
  • Earthquake
    • [2F16] Mr. Burns drilling for oil causes earthquakes
    • [5F09] the ground shakes and erupts with garbage
  • Extraterrestrial
    • [8F02] Aliens invade Springfield
    • [2F11] Bart's Comet approaches
  • Fire
    • [7G06] Symphony Hall, Springfield Arts Center, Springfield Museum and Barney's Bowl-a-Rama burns down
    • [8F08] tire fire since 1966
    • [AABF16] Springfield tire fire est. 1989
    • [9F01] 742 Evergreen Terrace burns
    • [9F10] fire burning on the East side of town
    • [1F11] Spinster Apts burns down again
    • [4F15] Mysterious Liquor Clouds from burning liquor over Evergreen Terrace {me}
    • [BABF14] Fire at Mount Springfield resulting from hot flash bulb from Bart and Lisa's camera {df}
    • [ F ] mysterious fire burns down the Springfield Hall of Records
  • Flood
    • [4F03] We see Moe saving an Indian woman and her baby from a flood (but perhaps not Springfield?)
    • [AABF15] Homer floods Springfield in the name of art {ab}
  • Garbage
    • [5F09] Homer has a gorge filled with garbage, requiring the relocation of Springfield, 5 miles away
  • Hurricane
    • [4F07] Hall of Records mysteriously blown away in 1978
    • [4F07] Hurricane Barbara
    • [KABF09] Springfiled votes to fake a disaster to get federal aid - they fake a hurricane, but a fake FEMA official comes and charges a $2500 processing fee
  • Lightening Strikes
    • [9F02] Little Miss Springfield is struck
  • Nuclear
    • [8F04] Homer prevents 2 nuclear accidents
    • [3F05] Homer causes a 3-mile Island level event, but averts a Chernobyl level event
    • [3F08] Side Show Bob detonates a 10 megaton bomb dud
    • [5F02] France attacks with ICBM nuclear weapons
    • [FABF21] Homer: Sir, this is a class two plutonium fission reactor. If I turn this dial, the resulting blast would destroy the entire tri-city area, including that guy who sells those Blu-Blocker sunglasses people sometimes wear.
  • Power Outage
    • [7G04] due to surges from Dr. Monroe's Psychiatric Center
    • [7F13] Homer cuts power lines attempting to cut his cable line
    • [8F19] Homer causes blackouts as he pulls levers
    • [9F15] Burns cuts the power during the Union strike
  • Riots, Mobs, & Strikes
    • [7G03] group protesting at the Nuclear Plant
    • [7G07] mob after Bart and Homer
    • [7G12] mob burns Krusty merchandise
    • [7F09] SNUH protests Itchy & Scratchy
    • [7F09] SNUH protests Michelangelo's David
    • [7F15] riot in prison
    • [8F01] group protesting on TV
    • [8F19] riot in prison
    • [8F21] riot at the Spinal Tap concert
    • [8F24] mob of kids at Kamp Krusty
    • [9F10] mob at the airport
    • [9F13] "riot in progress" on the police radio
    • [9F14] Homer sees a strike on TV
    • [9F15] union at Springfield Nuclear strikes
    • [9F15] looting when the power goes out
    • [9F16] protesters attack Scratchy
    • [9F18] a Christian mob chases Bart
    • [9F20] city wide rioting in response to Jimmy Carter statue
    • [1F01] riot at Mr. Burns' birthday party
    • [1F01] mob after Burns' bear Bobo "we've given the word mob a bad name"
    • [1F05] riots and an mob after Bart and Homer
    • [1F09] mob after the Cat Burglar's treasure
    • [1F16] mob of solicitors at Burns' manor
    • [2F02] riot at prison
    • [2F05] riot breaks out at a children's hockey game
    • [2F06] group protesting at the Simpsons home
    • [2F07] mob after Homer and Grampa
    • [2F11] mob panic because of approaching comet
    • [2F19] civil war mob chases the Springfield Elementary students
    • [2F19] Teacher's Union strike
    • [2F19] Piano Tuner's Union, Local 412 strike {mw}
    • [2F20] mob after Homer
    • [2F31] mob is about to burn Prin. Skinner at the stake
    • [3F06] protesters outside of Mr. Burns' germ warfare lab
    • [3F10] mob of kids in the school
    • [3F20] angry mob at the Town Hall "we're here, we're queer, we don't want anymore bears"
    • [4F03] riot at prison
    • [4F06] mob at the burlesque house
    • [4F07] riot at the Kwik-E-Mart
    • [4F07] looters at the Leftorium
    • [4F08] mob in the stands at the baseball game throws pretzels
    • [4F15] a drunken mob at the St. Patrick's Day parade
    • [5F01] soccer riot, then city wide rioting
    • [5F05] mob tears down scientific institutions "It's smashing time"
    • [5F07] mob at 742 Evergreen Terrace
    • [5F19] mob throws rocks at Homer
    • [5F23] mob angry at the losing football team, turns over their airplane
    • [AABF05] riot at the Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con
    • [AABF07] mob after evil children [in the movie The Bloodening]
    • [AABF18] mob at the `How low will you go' contest
    • [FABF03] Riot to destroy children related objects - Lindsay Naegle: Let's kill every child... friendly thing in town!
  • Tidal Wave
    • [9F19] sweeps through Springfield Harbor
    • [4F14] dam breaks, sweeps down Evergreen Terrace
  • Tornado
    • [1F15] pulls Patty and Selma in
    • [4F07] during hurricane Barbara
    • [RABF04] tornado hits Springfield
  • Toxic Spills
    • [7F01] toxic chemicals spilt into Lake Springfield a suspected cause of fish mutations
    • [2F04] tanker truck of glue spills open
    • [2F16] oil discovery contaminates properties including Moe's Tavern
    • [2F17] large amount of acid released during film production
    • [4F06] oil spill at Baby Seal Beach
    • [5F20] cooking grease spill in the elementary school gym
  • Volcano
    • [FABF22] Mount Springfield Erupts
  • Misc. Disaster and Crisis
    • [8F11] local boy falls down a well
    • [9F02] Duff Blimp crashes
    • [9F04] Zombies attack the city and later rot in the streets
    • [9F10] monorail crisis
    • [9F17] explosion at the old Simpsons place
    • [9F20] Osaka Flu hits Springfield
    • [2F06] explosion at the Candy Convention
    • [2F11] the only bridge out of town is destroyed
    • [2F16] Mr. Burns blots out the sun
    • [3F04] 50ft billboard characters attack Springfield
    • [4F08] mob war at 742 Evergreen Terrace

Town Charter

" your town charter boy...."  Homer --- "Lisa's Rival" [1F17]
  • Statutes of Springfield
    "'s the only town in America that'll let me fish with dynamite..."
    • [9F10] "...the chief constable (Chief Wiggum) shall receive one pig every month and two comely lasses of virtue true...."
    • [9F22] "It is illegal to mail threatening letters and to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling."
    • [1F08] Casino Gambling is legal in Springfield
    • [1F14] "No mercury dumping without permit"
    • [1F17] "If food stuff should touch the ground, said food stuff should be turned over to the village idiot."
    • [1F20] "It's a felony to tease the order box" (as in a fast food restaurant)
    • [2F06] Proposition 304: Polls will become legally binding
    • [2F17] "It is illegal for movie producers not to wear puffy director's pants."
    • [2F21] It is illegal to operate a Class-9 Vehicle (skateboard) without pads and a helmet
    • [3F16] Lisa is seen reading the Public Nudity: Codes and Statutes book hoping to help Apu get out of trouble
    • [3F20] Proposition 24: "illegal immigrants are to be deported."
    • [4F15] ".....spirituous beverages are hereby prohibited in Springfield under penalty of catapult..." [200 years ago]
    • [4F15] " is hereby written that ducks shall wear long pants...."
    • [4F15] "....the prohibition of spirituous beverages is hereby appealed...." [199 years ago]
    • [4F24] Proposition 305: discount bus fares for war widows
    • [5F05] It is a misdemeanor to destroy historic curiosities
    • [AABF07] various curfews enacted
    • [AABF07] On duty cops are prohibited from wearing control top panty hose
    • [AABF12] must have a permit to dump crud into the ocean
    • [AABF16] Proposition 217: yes on casinos
    • [AABF18] first line of charter: "We the People of Springfield"
    • [AABF18] the town charter is 4 paragraphs long
    • [AABF18] the town charter is signed by 6 people [one is Jebediah]
    • [AABF18] "Should the mayor abdicate, a council of learned citizens shall rule in his stead."
    • [AABF18] "...cruel and unusual..."
    • [AABF18] "...ritual circumcision..."
    • [EABF12] Proposition 104: Homer Out of Springfield Vote Yes on 104 (on billboard Patty & Selma put up)
    • [FABF03] Children's rights propositions: Marge: We want NO on 232. Yes on 242!
    • [GABF08] It's unlawful for a man to be hatless during daylight hours
    • [GABF08] You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant.
    • [GABF08] Five kicks of the same can shall be considered illegally transporting litter.
    • [PABF07] Mayor Quimby: In accordance with Article 6 Section 2 of the town charter,...(about to ban Simpsons when he's interrupted)
  • Police Codes
    "What have I told you about not using the numbers?" - Clancy Wiggum, "Chief of Hearts"
    • [9F17] code 008: send in some pretzels
    • [1F03] code 618-a: wanton destruction of precious antique cans
    • [5F06] code 318: waking a police officer
    • [5F13] code 341: burglary
    • [JABF12] code 866: dealing drugs
    • [MABF09] code 211: armed robbery
  • Misc. Laws
    • [1F13] I.B.J.D.P.C.N.T. Union, Local 643
      Rule #26: "every employee must win Employee of the Month at least once, regardless of incompetence, obesity, or rank odor"
    • [2F32] School Charter
      Page 6: No teacher shall be held accountable if Bart Simpson dies. Teachers are also absolved if Milhouse gets eaten by the school snake
    • [5F05] Antiquities and Fossils
      Municipal code 147C: protection of antiquities and fossils
    • [5F06] Real Estate Law
      Zone R-3 allows for dogs, cats and phone answering monkeys
    • [DABF12] Impersonating Movie Characters
      "This town has laws against impersonating movie characters."
  • Code of the Schoolyard [7G05]
    • Don't tattle
    • Always make fun of those different from you
    • Never say anything unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same as you do

Education & Research

"I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t..."  Homer --- "Homer Goes to College" [1F02] {dv}
  • Public Institutions
    • [7G02] Springfield Elementary School {also [8F16], [1F18], [3F10], etc.}
    • [7G02] Enriched Learning Center for Gifted Children
    • [7F12] Springfield High School {also [1F03], [3F21], [5F03]}
    • [7F18] Springfield Community College Extension Center
    • [8F08] Springfield Junior High School [on Walnut St., down from Moe's]
    • [8F17] Springfield Barber College {also [9F03]}
    • [9F16] Adult Education Center
    • [1F02] Springfield A & M
    • [1F20] Adult Education Annex
    • [3F01] Family Skills Class
    • [3F20] Springfield Heights Institute of Technology {also [AABF11]}
    • [4F21] Romelwood Military School
    • [BABF14] Springfield Flight School
    • [CABF08] Springfield Adult Center "How to Make Friends"
    • [CABF14] West Springfield Elementary {tt}
    • [CABF14] "The magnet high school" (where Lisa will meet Thelonius again)
    • [EABF20] Springfield Magnet School for the Gifted and Troublesome
      {also [PABF06]}
      • [PABF06] Appears on one of Marge's quilt squares
    • [JABF02] Sunshine Preschool
    • [KABF06] P.S. 132 (where Donny was theoretically kicked out of)
    • [MABF17] Springfield Community College {also [PABF16]}
      • [MABF17] Diploma on Skinner's wall
      • [PABF16] School Lisa considers: Springfield Community College
    • [MABF17] Springfield Diploma Mill (Diploma on Skinner's wall)
    • [MABF17] Springfield Extension School (Diploma on Skinner's wall)
  • Private Institutions
    • [7G08] Springfield University {also [1F02], [2F06], [BABF06], [DABF15], [KABF04], [KABF11], [NABF06], [NABF10]}
      • [7G08] Irving Zitofshy's diploma (specifically "University of Springfield")
        (laser surgeon)
      • [1F02] Est. 1952
      • [BABF06] Plaque on Springfield University gate:
      • [NABF06] Dr. Loren Pryor's diploma (specifically "University of Springfield")
      • [NABF06] Elizabeth Alden - President of the University
        (on Dr. Loren Pryor's diploma)
      • [NABF10] Where Homer attends Adult Education - Fresh Start -
        Fathering Enrichment Class taught by Dr. Zander
    • [7F14] Eastside Ruff-Form School
    • [7F14] Professor Von Bowser's Sanitorium For Dogs
    • [7F14] Dr. Marvin Monroe's Canine Therapy Institute
    • [7F14] Emily Winthrop's Canine College
    • [8F15] Little Ludwig's Music School
    • [8F17] Springfield Barber College
    • [8F18] Ayn Rand School for Tots
    • [8F22] Saint Sebastian's School for Wicked Girls
    • [9F10] Lyle Lanley's School of Monorail Conducting
    • [9F18] Springfield Christian School "We Put the Fun in Fundamentalist Dogma"
    • [2F12] Krusty's Clown College (Fomerly Willie Nelson's House)
    • [3F03] Bovine University
    • [3F20] Springfield Heights Institute of Technology
    • [3G02] Miss Tillingham's School for Snotty Girls and Mama's Boys
    • [AABF03] Capt. McAllister's Lobster Academy
    • [AABF05] Leavelle's Bodyguard Academy
    • [CABF20] Swigmore University (which Moe attended)
    • [DABF06] Springfield Preparatory School
    • [EABF10] Springfield Extension School
    • [FABF09] Wickerbottom's Pre-Nursery School
    • [GABF02] Homer Simpson Showboating Academy
    • [JABF12] Springfield Animal Police Academy
    • [KABF11] Springfield A&M (vs. Springfield Univ. in football game)
    • [KABF11] Springfield Creative Arts Academy
    • [KABF22] Tuition Academy: A School For Girls "A Scholarship-Free Environment"
    • [MABF20] Cloisters Academy {also [PABF06]}
    • [PABF15] Onward Christian Schoolboys Academy - Home of the Sluggin' Thessalonians (where Rod and Todd went)
    • [PABF16] Springfield School of Law
    • [PABF17] Springfield Subatomoic Supercollider
      "Premiere's Tonight!   Strange Quarks: Use Back Entrance"


"I wouldn't want to be in any club that would have me as a member."
  Marge --- "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield" [3F11]
  • Cultural Sites
    • [7G02] Opera House (where Carmen is playing)
    • [7G06] Symphony Hall (burns down)
    • [7G06] Springfield Arts Center (burns down)
    • [7G06] the Jazz Hole {also [8F08]}
    • [7F06] Springfield Center for Performing Arts
    • [8F06] the Grateful Gelding Stables
    • [8F13] Springfield Trade Center Millionaires Club
    • [8F21] Springfield Coliseum {also [4F03], [GABF03]}
      • [8F21] Spinal Tap Concert
      • [4F03] Boxing: Drederick Tatum vs. Homer Simpson
      • [GABF03] Murder for Life Benefit "No Gang Colors (Except Red)"
    • [8F23] Springfield Civic Center {also [9F16], [5F04], [DABF05], [DABF22]}
      • [9F16] Friday: Annual Cartoon Awards
      • [9F16] Saturday: Closed for Roach Spraying
      • [5F04] Tonight: Charity Bachelor Auction
      • [5F04] Tomorrow: I Retire, Ya Bastards!
      • [DABF05] Demolition Derby As Seen in Faces of Death III
      • [DABF22] Concert for Planet Hollywood
    • [1F15] Springfield Animal Refuge
      • 1000's of acres of simulated African savannah
    • [1F15] Springfield Arboretum
    • [1F19] Springfield Auction House
      • Fine Art and Furniture
    • [2F04] Veteran's Park "In Honor of Some Veterans"
    • [2F21] Jebediah Springfield Park {also [3G03], [4F06], [5F16]}
      • picnicking, paddle boating, outdoor amphitheatre, and more
    • [2F31] Springfield Performing Arts Center
    • [3F11] Springfield Glen Country Club {also [3F24], [4F05], [EABF07]}
      • Golf, Horseback riding, fine dining, and socializing
      • Proud Home of the Tippling Gadabout
      • Skinner spent summer there serving as maitre'd
    • [3F15] Springfield Botanical Gardens
    • [3F15] Larry's Chinese Theatre
      • Sidewalk of the Stars including Troy McClure
    • [3F21] Springfield Fairgrounds
    • [3F31] Springfield Civic Auditorium
      • Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular
    • [4F06] Springfield Park {also [AABF18], [GABF02]}
    • [5F06] Springfield Public Gardens
    • [AABF18] Springfield Park Gazebos
    • [BABF20] Yahoo Search Engine Arena
    • [BABF20] Olde Springfield Arena
    • [DABF21] Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific Arena
    • [EABF08] The Springfield Bowl "John Williams Conducts the Music of Itchy and Scratchy"
    • [JABF15] Springfield Dog Park
    • [KABF12] Springfield Monument Park
  • Museums
    • [7G06] Springfield Museum of Natural History {also [7F19], [1F19], [5F05]}
      • dinosaur fossils, a mummy exhibit, Childrarium, and the Age of Heroes Sandwich Shop
    • [7G06] Springfield Arts Center
    • [7F17] Museum of Barnyard Oddities
    • [7F18] Springfield Palace of Fine Arts
      • includes a Burns art wing
    • [9F19] Museum of Sand Paper
    • [1F09] Springfield Museum
      • "Truth, Knowledge, Gift Shop" featured the world's largest Zirconia exhibit
    • [3F13] Springfield Historical Society
      • where the dead come alive, metaphorically.
    • [4F12] Rock n' Roll Museum
    • [4F21] Museum of Crime
      • featuring the Hippie pot party exhibit
    • [5F13] Springfield Knowledgeum
      • "Where science is explained with brightly colored balls"
      • features an earthquake simulator, hall of wonders, macro-scope, double-helix, Velcro ceiling, superball floor, toss a virtual salad, read giant books, sex education pavilion (with a sex-ed. computer and Let's make a baby simulator), giant pendulum, see-through computer, and the Mars exhibit
    • [5F17] Springsonian Museum
    • [5F19] Homer's Museum of Hollywood Jerks
    • [5F21] Edison Museum
    • [AABF15] Louvre: American Style
    • [AABF15] Springsonian Museum
      • "Where the elite meet Magritte."
    • [EABF03] The Museum of Sadness and Oppression
    • [EABF11] Museum of Natural History
      • "Now With Multi-Ethnic Cavemen!"
    • [FABF07] Museum of Television and TV "Free Emmy to First Thousand Visitors"
    • [FABF09] Springfield Natural History Museum
    • [FABF16] Springfield Air and Space Museum
    • [KABF22] Springfield Folk Art Museum
  • Activities
    • [7G02] the opera Carmen
    • [8F18] "Oh Streetcar!" the Musical
    • [1F03] Ballet performance
    • [1F06] the musical Cats
    • [1F21] Senior Citizen Swing Dance
    • [1F21] Cat Spay-a-thon
    • [2F02] Springfield Mayoral Debates
    • [2F12] Regional Ace Awards
    • [2F21] Springfield Pops
    • [2F31] the play Sunrise at Campobello, starring Krusty the Clown
    • [2F31] Springfield Film Festival
    • [2F33] Krusty the Clown's 29th Anniversary Show
    • [3G01] Springfield Philharmonic Orchestra (also [GABF08])
    • [4F04] Spalding Gray
    • [4F04] Mostly Mandrigold
    • [4F04] an Evening with Phillip Glass
    • [4F04] Voices of the Elderly
    • [5F06] Historic Manuscript Viewing
      sponsored by the Friends of the Library
    • [5F17] Treasures of Isis exhibit
    • [5F22] Springfield Birdwatching Society "Pecking Order Strictly Enforced"
    • [AABF12] Book Fair
    • [AABF18] Mensa meetings
    • [NABF22] Springfield Book Fair
  • Charities and Auctions
    • [8F20] 27th Annual Krusty the Klown Telethon for Motion Sickness
    • [9F20] Beautify our Parks bake sale
    • [1F03] Public TV Telethon
      • hosted by Troy McClure it raised $53.58
    • [1F03] Out with Gout 88'
    • [1F03] Let's Save Tony Orlando's House
    • [5F04] Charity Bachelor Auction
      • attempted to raise money for the Springfield Fire Dept.
      • Bachelor Rejects: Barney, Capt. McAllister, Hans Moleman, Disco Stu, Moe Szyslak, Prof. Frink, Otto Mann, & the Comic Book Guy
    • [5F06] Police Seized Property Auction
    • [5F10] Comedy Festival
      • comedians to fight soil erosion at the Springfield Amphitheater
    • [5F12] Police Moonlight Charity Cruise


"Springfield, city on the........GROW"
  • Unions
    • [9F15] International Brotherhood of Jazz Dancers, Pastry Chefs, and Nuclear Technicians Local 643
    • [2F19] Piano Tuner's Union, Local 412
    • [2F19] Teacher's Union
      • purple monkey dishwasher
    • [8F07] Buck Henderson, Union Buster
    • [9F15] Strike Breakers {the kind they had in the 30's}
  • Burnsodyne: the Profit People
    • [7G03] Springfield Nuclear Power Plant
    • [1F08] Monty Burns Casino
    • [4F17] Burns Recycling Inc.
    • [4F17] Little Lisa Recycling Plant
    • [1F04] Springfield Blood Bank
    • [2F16] Burns Construction Co.
      • "building a better tomorrow, for him"
    • [2F16] Burns Slant Drilling Co.
    • [3F21] Ticket Master
    • [AABF06] a chain of nursing homes
    • [AABF15] owns the rights to `White Christmas'
  • Springfield Food Industry
    • [8F03] Chocolate Factory - Ah Fudge
      • Mascot Cocoa Beanie
    • [9F08] Rendering Plant
    • [9F14] Duff Brewery {also
    • [4F15]}
    • [1F07] Trout Hatchery
    • [1F09] Big Tea Factory
    • [1F15] Caramel Factory
    • [1F15] Peanut Factory
    • [3F03] Meat for You
    • [3F17] Southern Cracker {also [4F04]}
      • "the Dryyyyyy Cracker"
    • [5F20] Grease Recycling Plant
    • [AABF02] Groovy Grove Juice Corp.
    • [AABF15] Springfield Oatmeal Works
    • [DABF03] Motherloving Sugar Corp.
    • [DABF22] Slaughter House
    • [NABF16] Frito-Lay Distribution Center
    • [RABF01] Springfield Sausage Factory (in grampa flashback)
  • Other Manufacturing
    • [8F19] Sulfur Mine
    • [8F19] Fertilizer Plant
    • [9F15] Fake Vomit, Inc.
    • [9F16] Itchy & Scratchy International {also [3F16]}
    • [9F19] Pillow Factory
    • [1F08] Springfield Aqua Car Factory
    • [1F08] Springfield Galoshes Factory
    • [1F11] Slide Factory
    • [1F11] Box Factory
    • [1F12] Petrochem Petrochemical Corp.
      • proud makers of Caustic Polypropylene and Malibu Stacey
    • [2F17] Spirograph Factory
    • [3F19] United Strut & Bracing Works
    • [4F05] Abandoned Warehouse
    • [4F11] Ajax Steel Mill
    • [4F13] Squid Gutting
    • [4F19] 35 Industry Way [Bart's factory]
      • apparent business is converting adding machines into industrial waste
      • building collapsed {may be out of business now}
    • [5F20] Acne Grease Co.
    • [5F20] Acne Grease and Shovel
    • [BABF14] Play-Doh Factory
    • [DABF01] Steel Mill
    • [DABF01] Smoke Factory


"....dank p.p. soaked heck hole...."
  • Springfield Penal System
    • [*All*] Springfield Prison (Every opening (including The Simpsons Movie) as they pass over town zooming in on Springfield Elementary)
    • [7G03] Springfield State Prison {also [8F19], [9F21], [2F02], [4F07]
    • [7F03] Springfield Prison {also [4F14])
    • [7F15] Springfield State Penitentiary
    • [9F03] Springfield Correctional Institute
    • [9F20] Springfield Women's Prison
    • [9F22] Springfield Penitentiary {also [4F03], [CABF10], [DABF16], [EABF18], [FABF08], [MABF08], [MABF11], [MABF19]}
    • [1F19] Springfield Prison {bus seen}
    • [2F02] Springwood Minimum Security Prison {also [3F08]}
    • [2F05] Springfield City Jail
    • [2F19] Springfield Elementary School and Prison
    • [3F07] Springfield Juvenile Hall "Proud home of the Soap Bar Beating" {also [FABF11]}
      • [3F07] "Proud home of the Soap Bar Beating"
      • [FABF11] Now Accepting Criminal Midgets
    • [5F12] Jail
    • [5F13] Morningwood Penitentiary [condemned]
    • [FABF11] Springfield Juvenile Correctional Facility
    • [GABF08] Montgomery Burns State Prison or Montgomery Burns State Penitentiary
    • NOTE: in [5F13], we learn that Homer has been in jail 6 times, and Marge twice
    • [AABF11] prison breakout-- Marge breaks down the fence
  • Springfield Parole Board
    • [9F20] releases Marge
    • [2F02] releases Sideshow Bob
    • [2F02] releases Snake
    • [4F03] releases Deredrick Tatum
    • [CABF05] releases Jack with Marge's help
    • [CABF10] releases Sideshow Bob

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