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Springfield Vacation

Maintained by Bruce Gomes       Updated
Originally by Dave Sweatt       August 2013

A list of all things Springfield!         

For information about the city of Springfield including districts, streets, telephone numbers, education, industry & prisons, see
A City Profile: Springfield!

Springfield Vacation

TRAVEL ARRANGEMENTS
   Travel Agency
By Air
By Boat
By Highway
By Train
ACCOMODATIONS
RESTAURANTS
   Fast Food
   International
Diners
Sweets
Elegant Dining
Progressive
Steaks, Seafood, &
All You Can Eat

Miscellaneous including Bars
TOURIST AND ENTERTAINMENT SITES
   Gambling
   Historic Sites
Tours
Museums
Animal Exhibits
Outside Springfield
Nature Sites
Under 18 Not Allowed
Other Tourist and Entertainment Sites
FESTIVALS AND EVENTS
   Annual Events
Other Events
PARADES
CONVENTIONS AND EXPOS


Travel Arrangements

".....if this gets out, Crazy Clown Airlines will be a laughing stock...."
  Crazy Clown Airlines Representative --- "Fear of Flying" [2F08]
  • Springfield Travel [Agency] {[AABF08], [CABF14]}
    • slogan: "Now get outta here!"
    • Wally Kogen, owner
    • charter buses
    • booking trips to Dollywood and Euro-Dollywood [in Alabama]
  • Arrive by Air
    • [7G13] Springfield [International] Airport {also [8F01], [1F10], [2F08], [2F31], [3F06], [5F23], [AABF11], [AABF20], [CABF17], [EABF09], [FABF14], [PABF03], etc.}
      • [5F23] "No Crashes Since Tuesday"
      • [PABF03] "Built For the Olympics We Never Got"
    • [5F14] Springfield Airfield "Birthplace of wind shear"
    • [3F14] Airport Shuttle Van
    • [5F12] Springfield Travel Agency
    • [5F04] Air India
    • [2F08] Crazy Clown Airlines {nd}
    • [9F19] Gabbo Airlines
    • [3F17] SkyAmeriwestica
    • [9F19] TransHemispheric Airlines {also [2F13]}
    • [AABF20] Air Japan
    • [DABF10] AeroBrasil
    • [FABF07] No Frill's Air
    • [FABF14] Suntan Airlines
    • [GABF01] No Frill's Airlines
      • Safety instructions are two dollars.
      • If you require wheelchair assistance, you picked the wrong airline.
    • [MABF15] Springfield Airways
    • [PABF03] Air Springfield
  • Arrive by Boat
  • Arrive by Highway
  • Arrive by Train
    • [7F19] Springfield Station {also [4F05], [4F23]}
    • [4F05] Amtrak
    • [MABF12] Springfield Union Train Station (which they blow up when Homer leaves a bag unattended)


Accommodations

"Ask about our sheet rental"  Worst Western --- "The Day the Violence Died" [3F16]
  • [7G01] Ye Olde Off Ramp Inn {also [9F02], [DABF21], [EABF09]}
    • [9F02] We're Now Rat-Free! Little Miss Springfield Pageant Tonight!
  • [7F05] Springfield Kozy Kourt Motel
  • [7F19] the Happy Gypsy
    • pay by the day
  • [8F15] Who's to Know Motel
  • [9F22] Bates Motel
    • Located in Terror Lake, just a short drive from Springfield
  • [1F16] Happy Earwig Motel
    • Our crawl space now body free
  • [1F19] Springfield Palace Hotel
    • Free swimming pool, free HBO, free Willie, free mint with each pillow
  • [2F02] Motel 6
    • only $6 per night
  • [2F07] Aphrodite Inn {also [3F15]}
    • [2F07] Fantasy rooms and Conference Center
    • [2F07] Camelot Room, Safari Room, Arabian Nights room,
    • [2F07] The Pharaoh's Chamber, Caveman Room (where Quimby was staying),
    • [2F07] Utility room
    • [3F15] Welcome: Mr. and Mrs. Troy McClure
    • [3F15] Welcome: Cher & Contest Winner
  • [3F16] Worst Western
    • Ask about our sheet rental
  • [4F20] Budget Lodge
  • [5F01] Sleep-Eazy Motel
    • [5F01] Select neon letters burned out spelling SL...EAZY MOTEL
    • [5F01] hourly rates, adult movies
    • [NABF16] Select neon letters burned out spelling SL...EAZY MOTEL
    • [NABF16] Mayor and blond seen in room
  • [5F18] Snuggler's Cove
    • Bed & Breakfast
  • [AABF06] a casino themed family hotel [to be built]
  • [BABF20] Hotel Pillowmint (also [JABF06])
    • Where The Who stayed while performing in Springfield
  • [EABF03] The Three Seasons Motel
  • [EABF08] Springfield Four Seasons (also [NABF12])
    • [EABF08] Where Sara Sloane stays (under the alias Zelda Fitzgerald)
    • [NABF12] Where Fat Tony and Selma get married
  • [EABF09] Second Best Western Hotel
  • [EABF11] The Starlight Motel
    • Hourly Rates
    • Adult Movies
  • [EABF18] Quality Inn [where the jury stays]
  • [EABF19] Springfield Marriott
  • [FABF22] Four Seasons Springfield Hotel
  • [HABF19] Regent Hotel "The Buzziest Neon in Town"
  • [MOVIE1] Red Rash Inn
  • [KABF03] Residence Inn By Hyatt Embassy Suites By Courtyard By Marriott
    • A Starwood Motel
  • [KABF14] Woosterfield Hotel
    • Where Lenny's party is held
  • [KABF19] Springfield Hyatt
  • [LABF05] Swell-Air Hotel
    • Ballroom A: Where Homer and Marge have their third wedding reception
    • Quimby Extra-Marital Affair Room 432
  • [NABF03] Four Seasons Springfield
    • Where Marge and the girls have a manicure at poolside
  • [NABF06] Springfield Airport Motor Lodge
    • Free HBO
    • Because Your Airline Won't Pay For Anything Better
  • [NABF13] Springfield Inn
    • Policeman's Ball
    • Thin Blue Line - Dance
  • [PABF18] The Cup-A-Sleep Inn
  • [PABF18] The Nook of the North "An Ice Place to Stay" "Ice Machine Broken"
  • [PABF18] The Doghouse Motor Lodge
  • [PABF18] The Love Nest
  • [PABF18] Krusty's Hot Tub
  • [PABF18] M. Night Shyamalan's Flop House
  • [PABF18] Sleepy Hut
  • [PABF18] 1 Hr. Motel


Restaurants

"Come for the freak, stay for the food." "I heard they shaved a gorilla."
   Captain MacAllister & a 'Bottomless Pete' gawker --- "New Kid on the Block" [9F06]

"The calamity in our fast food district destroyed thirty-seven restaurants rated awful to mediocre.."
   Mayor Quimby --- "E Pluribus Wiggum" [KABF03]
  • Fast Food
    • [7F12] Shakespeare's Chicken {bl} {also [7F22], [7F23],[8F23], [EABF22], [GABF13], etc.}
    • [7F17] Krusty Burger {also [1F12], [2F10],[3F03], [3F18], [DABF17], [FABF05], [MOVIE1], [KABF03], etc.}
      • [FABF05] Drive through menu:
        Mutton Buttons $3.79, Triple Double Burger $3.99, Hot Lettuce Injection $3.79 A Healthy Heart Selection, Snout Snips $2.99, Twisty Lard $2.49, Gravy Scrape 'Ems $2.99, Chicken Lungs Spicy or Mild $4.49, Buffalo Things $2.95, Fiesta Globs $3.99, All of the above $39.95.
    • [8F10] Gulp n' Blow {also [9F19], [PABF16]}
    • [8F10] Berger's Burgers [where Marge works as a carhop]
    • [1F09] Big T Burgers and Fries
    • [3F02] Face Stuffers
    • [3F12] I.R.S. Burger
    • [3F12] Taco Mat
    • [CABF01] Kentucky Fried Panda
    • [EABF12] Burger King
    • [EABF20] Doodles (a placemat the Springfield student constitution is written on)
    • [EABF22] Judi Dench's Fish & Chips
    • [FABF04] Dominoe's [sic] (Sign placed on Springfield Police car to disguise it)
    • [FABF22] Springfield Sub Shops
    • [GABF18] Scovos
    • [GABF18] DimWillie's (hamburger joint) (also [KABF02])
    • [GABF18] Burger Plate
    • [HABF09] Hamburger Heaven
    • [HABF17] Arby's (Homer: If I can keep down Arby's I can keep you down!)
    • [NABF03] Planet Dodgeball
    • [NABF04] Zip Zap and 'Za Pizza Arcade
      "The Kidnapping Was At Our Other Location"
  • Diners
    • [9F11] The Buzzing Sign Diner
    • [1F03] Jittery Joe's Coffee Shop
    • [1F03] the Seething Sisters
    • [2F10] The Hungry Nun
    • [2F17] Skip's Diner {also [EABF08]}
    • [2F33] Shorty's
    • [4F11] Sha-boom Ka-boom Cafe
    • [4F13] Bloaters at the Squidport
    • [AABF09] House of Pancakes
    • [BABF05] Greaser's Cafe
    • [EABF18] Overpass Diner "A Burger And Squalor For Under A Dollar"
    • [GABF09] Stuckey's
    • [HABF09] Howard Johnson's
    • [MABF09] Cora's Diner "Not Retro, Just Old"
    • [PABF10] The Fifth Helping "A Place for Brunch"
    • [PABF16] Loretta's Diner "Catfish Friday"
  • Elegant Dining
  • Progressive & Avant Garde
    • [NABF20] The Faceless Palate
      • [NABF20] Mouthketeers Food Blog: "This vegan meal was completely cruelty-free... except I saw the chef beating one of the busboys in the alley." - Lisa Simpson
    • [NABF20] The Burger Maestro
      • [NABF20] Mouthketeers Food Blog: "An ostrich burger with buffalo mozzarella? It's like a zoo exploded in my mouth!" - Bart Simpson
    • [NABF20] El Chemestri  Lisa: They use science to make the food.
    • [PABF01] The Loin King
  • International
  • Steaks, Seafood, & All You Can Eat
    • [7G10] Rusty Barnacle
    • [7G11] Singing Sirloin "Home of Ballads & Salads" {also [CABF04]}
    • [7F15] Greasy Joe's Bottomless Bar B Q Pit
    • [9F06] The Frying Dutchman "All You Can Eat" {also [9F17], [GABF09], [HABF11], [NABF07]}
    • [1F21] P. Piggly Hogswine's Super Smorg
    • [3F02] Prof. VJ Cornicopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium & Great American Steakery
    • [3F02] Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag
    • [4F15] John Bull's Fish & Chips {mc}
    • [5F05] the Black Angus
    • [5F18] Up up and Buffet
    • [AABF13] The Slaughterhouse
    • [FABF04] Fuzzy Eller's Green Jacket Steakhouse
    • [GABF16] Hillside Wrangler Steak House
    • [HABF11] Red Lobster
    • [KABF03] Dead Lobster
    • [KABF04] Top of the Staircase Grill
    • [LABF19] Seafood Hut
    • [PABF12] Mr. Steak
  • Sweets
    • [8F06] Phineas Q. Butterfat's Ice Cream Parlor {also [8F11], [8F14], [1F19], [4F03], [DABF06], [DABF17], [EABF03], [FABF08], [JABF15], etc.}
      • 5600 flavors
      • [8F06] Mount Bellyache $88
      • [8F11] Bart uses birthday coupon to obtain a spoonful sized "Free Birthday Sundae" "Eat It and Get Out"
      • [BABF18] The Ark: And God said, "Gather ye two of every flavor, anoint them with 62 sauces, whipped cream, and nuts, and ye shall call it 'The Ark'"!
      • [JABF15] Lowfat Vanilla
      • [JABF15] Mint Chocolate Chip
      • [JABF15] Coffee
      • [JABF15] Peach
      • [JABF15] Rainbow Sh..
    • [9F10] Big Donut
    • [1F20] Splitsville Ice Cream Sundaes
    • [3F04] Lard Lad Donuts {also [5F15], [DABF03], [DABF17], [KABF03], etc.}
    • [3F02] Texas Cheesecake Depository
    • [4F13] Much Ado About Muffins
    • [AABF04] Call Me Delish-Mael Taffy Shop
    • [KABF07] Pudding on the Ritz "300 New Flavors Daily"
    • [NABF07] pinkbeardy Yogurt
      • Flavors
      • Fruity Booty
      • Skuttle Buckety Crunch
      • Strawberry Swill
      • Berried Treasure
      • Davey Jones Locker
      • Toppings
      • Sprinkle Me Timbers
      • Yo-Ho-Ho & A Lot of Yum
      • Starboard Brickle
      • Mizzenmatch
      • Munch'N On A Bounty
      • Pieces of Ate
    • [PABF18] House of Pies "No Hard Fillings"
    • [PABF22] Moe's Ice Cream Carnival
  • Miscellaneous including Bars
    • [Most] Moe's [Beginning with [7G08], the first episode)
    • [7G06] The Jazz Hole {also [4F24]}
    • [8F08] The Aristocrat [bar Homer visits to avoid Flaming Moe's] {also [2F10]}
    • [8F08] Tipsy McStagger's Good Time Drinking and Eating Emporium [Harv Bannister, Vice President] {mc}
    • [8F11] Wall E. Weasel's "we cram fun down your throat"
    • [9F15] Joe's Catering [roach coach service]
    • [1F14] Helter Shelter [soup kitchen]
    • [2F08] She She Lounge
      • Homer: Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place. [looks around] I know! This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit!
    • [2F08] The Little Black Box (It's near Springfield Airport)
    • [4F13] Planet Hype
    • [AABF12] PJ O'Harrigan's Pub
    • [BABF05] Pappa Wheelie's
    • [EABF12] Meaux's Tavern "Grand Opening"
    • [EABF12] IHOP
    • [EABF19] Starbucks
    • [FABF05] Bookaccino's
      • "We Do Not Accept Bookaccino's Gift Certificates"
      • Lisa: Mom, can we go into this bookstore? Please, please, please...
      • Marge: Well, I could use a muffin.
      • Lisa: I'm going to go up to the fourth floor where the books are!
    • [FABF07] Hooters {also [FABF19], [RABF17]}
      • [FABF07] Nelson: My mom got too fat to work at Hooters
      • [FABF19] Nelson: So, my mom works at Hooters, but her dream is to go to Vegas and work in a real strip club.
      • [RABF17] Upton Rectory is made possible by a sizable endowment from Hooter's Restaurant.
    • [FABF09] The Flapjack Stack (formerly The Leaning Tower of Pizza)
    • [FABF09] The Leaning Tower of Pizza
    • [GABF01] The Nag and Weasel (Moe's renamed)
    • [HABF18] Jazzy Goodtime's
    • [JABF06] The Snub Club
    • [JABF12] The Mug Shot
    • [JABF18] Griddler on the Roof
    • [JABF18] T.G.I. Fried Eggs
    • [JABF18] Luftwaffles
    • [JABF18] Bodacious Fritatas
    • [JABF18] Buffet the Hunger Slayer
    • [KABF03] We Have Restrooms!
    • [KABF03] Captain Corndog Shnitzle Palace
    • [NABF04] The League of Extra-Horny Gentlemen
    • [NABF04] Mo's (Moe's temporary Gay transformation)
    • [NABF06] Springfield Dinner Theatre
      • (on Simpsons opening billboard)
        Dr. Hibbert and Mrs. Skinner butcher Driving Miss Daisy


Tourist and Entertainment Sites

"....take me take me take me, NOW NOW NOW......"
  Krusty the Clown Show promotion for Mt. Splashmore --- "Brush with Greatness" [7F18]
  • Gambling
    • [7G08] Springfield Downs Dog Track {also [8F08], [9F19], [EABF04]}
      • [7G08] Whirlwind - #6
      • [7G08] Sir Galahan #8 replaced by Santa's Little Helper
    • [9F19] Springfield Downs Horse Racing
    • [1F08] Mr. Burns' Casino
    • [1F14] First Church of Springfield Bingo [loosest cards in town]
    • [2F18] Springfield Dog Track
    • [4F16] Springfield Dog Park
    • [AABF18] Springfield Dog Track
    • [BABF09] Springfield Downs: Springfield Derby
  • Tours
    • [7G03] Springfield Nuclear Plant Tour
    • [8F03] Chocolate Factory Tour
    • [9F14] Duff Brewery Tour
    • [1F11] Box Factory Tour
    • [1F12] Malibu Stacey Tour
    • [1F15] Caramel Factory Tour
    • [5F08] Glass bottom boat rides [tour of Springfield harbor]
    • [AABF07] Post Office
      • hosted by Postmaster Bill
      • souvenir -- 1 free piece of undeliverable mail from the Dead Letter Office
      • main lobby
      • employee lounge
      • question and answer session
    • [AABF16] Boat Cruise, $5
    • [BABF09] Springfield Glue Factory
      (Lenny: That's a great tour. But you can't see it all in one day.)
    • [DABF16] Springfield Death Tour (with a stop at the Simpsons house) {ci}
    • [FABF18] Geezer Rock, Springfield's most beloved tourist attraction
  • Animal Exhibits
    • Springfield City Zoo
      "...you know Daddy's not allowed in the zoo anymore." [GABF21]
      "...Then I'll take you to the zoo. We can eat fries out of a safari hat!" [FABF19]
      • [7F16] Penguins (but was it the Springfield zoo?)
      • [8F08] Elephant that never forgets to brush.....his teeth
      • [9F06] Monkey House
        • Teenage Homer: Zookeeper! Zookeeper! Those two monkeys are killing each other! Zookeeper, whispering: They're having sex.
      • [1F05] Ferris Wheel releases a polar bear, moose, monkey, gorilla, lion, snake, camel, elephant, and many birds
      • [2F11] Penguin exhibit
      • [2F18] Two-ton and three-ton rhino escapes
      • [4F18] ostriches
      • [4F18] Aardvark Paark
      • [4F18] The Emu Experience
      • [4F18] Baboon County
      • [4F18] Elephant Cage
      • [4F18] Habitat for Huge Manatees
      • [4F18] Zoo tour train
      • [5F13] Dingoes
      • [5F13] Swan
      • [AABF10] Lemurs
      • [AABF10] Kangaroos
      • [AABF10] Rhinos (which escape)
      • [AABF10] Sloth
      • [AABF15] Goats
      • [AABF15] Pigs
      • [AABF15] Bears
      • [AABF15] Pony
      • [AABF15] Lions
      • [AABF17] Pandas
      • [BABF03] Kangaroos
      • [BABF03] The Prarie Dog Experience (closed)
      • [BABF03] Octo Sapiens (Apu and Manjula's octuplets)
      • [BABF03] Ostrich
      • [BABF03] Giraffes
      • [BABF03] Turtle
      • [BABF03] Koalas
      • [BABF03] Apes
      • [BABF03] Cobras
      • [BABF03] Mongoose
      • [CABF04] Panda-Monium!
      • [CABF04] Skunks
      • [FABF19] Bats
      • [GABF17] Monkeys
      • [GABF17] Lions
      • [GABF17] Mutant Peacocks
      • [NABF05] Bart uses Zoo as drop point with Chinese spies
      • [NABF05] Reptile House
      • [NABF05] Panda Exhibit "Do Not Ask Panda To Do Kung Fu"
      • [PABF22] "See Your Animal Friends in Prison"
      • [PABF22] Lion
      • [PABF22] Giraffe
    • [1F15] Springfield Animal Refuge
    • [1F17] Discount Lion Safari
    • [7F17] Pony Rides
    • [7F17] Museum of Barnyard Oddities
    • [9F12] Marine World {also [5F12]}
      • No Longer Educational
    • [1F02] Springfield Petting Zoo
    • [2F01] Highway 9 Bird Sanctuary
    • [2F02] Bats in the Public Library
    • [2F31] Springfield Performing Arts Center
      • [2F31] Krusty the Clown in "Sunrise at Campobello"
    • [3F03] Storytown Village
      • [3F03] Fun For Ages 1 to 7 1/2
      • [3F03] the Three Little Pigs
      • [3F03] Goldilocks and the Three Bears (shown but not named)
      • [3F03] Todderville Trolley
      • [3F03] Little Bo Peep's Petting Zoo
    • [3F15] Springfield Aquarium "Dead Fish Skimmed Daily" {also [DABF09], [EABF15]}
      • [3F15] Troy McClure has a "Follow Me to the Springfield Aquarium" bumper sticker
      • [EABF15] Walrus
      • [EABF15] Angel Fish
      • [EABF15] Turtles
      • [EABF15] Jelly Fish
      • [EABF15] Sea Lions (in movie)
      • [EABF15] Penguin Habitat "Under Repair"
      • [EABF15] Whale (in plastic bag in storage facility)
      • [EABF15] Octopus
      • [EABF15] Blowfish (spiny)
      • [EABF15] Giant Clam
      • [EABF15] Hammerhead Shark
    • [AABF10] Wild Animal Kingdom
      • slogan: "Born Free, then Caged"
      • tigers, lemurs, kangaroos, rhinoceros, among others
    • [CABF15] Storytown Village, "Out of business ever since that kid's head got cut off"
    • [HABF18] Shameful Brothers Circus "Closed by Popular Demand"
      • elephant
      • 2 monkeys
      • bear (on a unicycle)
      • baby tiger Lisa names buttercup
      • marsupial
      • dog
  • Historic Sites
    • [8F10] Olde Springfield Towne {also [9F18]}
      • Fort Sensible
      • Jebediah Springfield slide show, exhibits, and gift shop
      • Visit Ye Olde Candlemaker Shoppe
      • Stick yer head if a real wooden shackle
    • [9F10] Springfield's Oldest Tree crushing Jebediah's Birth Place
    • [2F19] Fort Springfield Civil War Site [Diz-nee historical park]
      • cannon, lookout tower
      • war reenactment
    • [3F13] Springfield Historical Society
      • Where the dead come alive, metaphorically.
      • Curator: Hollis Hurlbuck
    • [4F05] Mt. Swartzwelder Historic Cider Mill
      • Now 40% Quainter!
      • Season Passes Available
      • be sure to check out the Swartzwelder Statue in front of the Springfield Court House [3F01]
  • Museums
    • [9F02] Springfield Wax Museum {also [1F22], [NABF09]}
      • [9F02] Little Miss Springfield
      • [9F02] Chamber of Horrors has heads of Mr. T, Dr. Ruth, President Reagan
      • [1F22] The Beatles
      • [1F22] M.A.S.H.
      • [NABF09] We Fixed Our Air Conditioner
    • [4F12] Rock n' Roll Museum
    • [AABF15] Springfield Museum
    • [GABF16] Springfield Stamp Museum
      • Andrew Jackson
      • Booker T. Washington
      • Mark Twain
      • Frederic Ives
      • Katherine Blodgett
      • Alexander Graham Bell
      • Elisha Gray
      • The Land of the Wild Beasts
    • [GABF22] Museum of Suffering
    • [HABF14] Springfield Museum of Natural History
      • Looms, Labor and Liberation: A History of Woman Weaving
      • A History of Weapons: Sponsored by Kellog's
      • IMAX Coming Soon: Up Your Nostril
      • IMAX 3-D Films Presents: Nunchucks: Cool But Useless
    • [JABF13] Springsonian Museum
    • [KABF22] Springfield Folk Art Museum
    • [PABF03] Springfield Colonial Village [pamphlet]
    • [RABF14] [Springfield] Science Museum
      • The Science of Ki-Ya Karate Monsters
      • ELEMENTS  The Building Blocks of Monsters
      • How Much Would You Weigh On Planet Ki-Ya?
      • Myth Punchers  Could Tae Kwon Dracula Really Fly?
      • Hall of Probability
      • The Binomial Distribution
      • Take a Chance on... Probability!
  • Nature Sites
    • [7G09] Tenderfoot Gorge
    • [7F06] Springfield Gorge "3rd most beautiful gorge in the state"
    • [7F17] Springfield Mystery Spot {also [8F13]}
    • [8F01] Springfield National Forest
    • [8F14] Mystic Caverns
    • [1F14] Lake Springfield {also [5F19]}
      • Boating, Skiing, Picnicking, Parasailing
      • fishing with dynamite permitted
      • "no mercury dumping without permit"
      • "formerly Cess Hole 17A"
      • U-TRAWL Boat Rentals
    • [1F15] Springfield Tar pits
    • [4F10] Mt. Useful
      • the visitor's center has an Interactive Smokey the Bear exhibit and the film strip "the Story of Our National Parks"
      • ski lift
      • nature hiking
    • [JABF02] Springfield Tide Pools, nature's most fecund eco-system.
    • [KABF07] Springfield National Park "Now Smaller Than Ever"
  • Other Tourist and Entertainment Sites
    • [7G06] Barney's Bowl-A-Rama (the original, burns down)
    • [7G06] Noiseland Arcade {also [1F06], etc.}
    • [7G11] Barney's [New] Bowl-a-Rama {also [3F10], [4F07], [DABF17], etc.}
    • [7G12] Krusty the Klown Show
    • [7F05] Springfield War Memorial Stadium {also [8F02], [8F08], [8F13], [9F10], [9F14], [4F08], [5F01], [5F09], [AABF07], [CABF04], [EABF11], [EABF16], [EABF21], [FABF01], [GABF02]}
      • come out on one of our themed days!
      • [7F05] Nuclear Plant Employee, Spouses and No More Than Three Children Night
      • [9F12] Tomato Day
      • [9F12] Dart Day
      • [4F08] Free Pretzel Day
      • [5F01] Continental Soccer Association Day
      • [5F01] Monsters of Poetry Day
      • [FABF01] Krusty the Clown's Wet 'N' Wild Bar Mitzvah
      • [GABF02] Tonight: Football  Tomorrow: Simon vs. Garfunkel
    • [7F08] Sir Putt-A-Lot's Merry Olde Fun Centre {also [5F18]}
    • [7F18] Mt. Splashmore
    • [8F02] Duff Gardens {also [8F05], [9F11]}
      • Home of the Whiplash!
      • Ride the Whiplash, The Contusion, the Washing Machine, the Bumper Cars and the Barrel Roll
      • See Hooray for Everything and Tipsy, Queasy, Surly, and Remorseful amongst the 7 Duffs you'll meet!
      • Visit the Fermentarium, Beerquarium, Beeramid, Beer Garden and the Beer Hall of Presidents
      • Ride the Little Land of Duff and watch the Duff Gardens Parade
    • [8F07] Underwater Fathering Exhibit at the National Fatherhood Institute
    • [8F08] Larry's Chinese Theatre presents the Celebrity Sidewalk
    • [9F10] Popsicle Stick Skyscraper
    • [9F10] 50 ft. Magnifying Glass
    • [9F10] Escalator to Nowhere
    • [9F15] Springfield Grapplarium
    • [9F19] Springfield Squares Game Show
    • [1F11] Fireworks Testing Range
    • [1F11] Toy Town
    • [1F11] Slide Factory
    • [1F15] Homer Land
      • trampoline World
      • Muckville USA
      • Fort Adventure
    • [1F16] Santa's Christmas Village {also [4F11]}
    • [1F17] Diz-nee-Land
    • [1F22] Springfield Pool-Mobile "One day a summer is all we're budgeted for"
    • [2F02] Springfield inside Roller Rink
    • [2F05] Springfield Ice Skating Rink
    • [2F11] Springfield Observatory {also [4F01]}
    • [3F01] Mingled Waters Health Spa
    • [3F14] Springfield Dragway "Nuclear Plant Employees Night"
    • [3F15] Troy McClure Visitors Center
    • [4F13] South Street Squidport {also [BABF14], [CABF03]}
    • [4F20] Radio City Music Room
    • [5F22] Family Fun Center
      • Arcade
      • ticket redemption counter
      • batting cages
      • skeeball
      • go karts
    • [AABF05] Springfield Dinner Theater
      • "Guys and Dolls" starring Mark Hamill as Nathan Detroit
    • [AABF16] Fireworks, Candy, and Puppy Dog Store
    • [CABF03] Magic Palace: The Great Linguini $5.99
    • [CABF15] Praiseland
    • [CABF18] Stu's Disco
    • [DABF06] Springfield Square Garden
      • "Basketball Tonight: Free Lotion Giveaway"
    • [DABF06] Floppy's
      • Open Mic Night Pity Laughs Welcome
    • [DABF07] Krustylu Studios
    • [DABF22] Santa's Village {also [GABF18]}
    • [DABF22] The Rolling Stones' Rock n' Roll Fantasy Camp
    • [DABF06] Springfield Square Garden
    • [EABF04] Larry's Chinese Theatre
    • [EABF08] The Springfield Bowl
    • [EABF12] Medieval Times
      • Jousting Contest: Henry VI Versus Spider-Man
    • [EABF17] Springfield Botanical Gardens
      • Our Stamens Are A Pistil!
    • [GABF20] Paradise Pier
      • Penny Arcade
      • Knock Down the Bottles Win a Stuffed Bear
      • Captain Dodge-Em's Bumper Cars
      • King Neptune's Salt Water Bath - Cures Imbicility!
      • Dr. Lungstrong's Tobacco Lotion
      • Sulfur Pops - That Loud Pronouncement Means It's Working!
      • Magnesium-Vapor Soak Tub
      • Robusto World's Strongest Man
    • [HABF07] Ruffintumble's Fun Zone
      • Ball pit dredged for homeless daily
      • Mt. Verticool
    • [HABF14] Springfield Community Theatre
    • [HABF16] Isotope Stadium (also [KABF07])
    • [JABF01] Ice Rink (Krusty's Kristmas on Ice)
    • [JABF03] Springfield Park
    • [JABF11] Springfield Little League Park "Warning: Your Child is Not as Good as You Think He Is"
    • [JABF13] Springfield Public Pool
    • [JABF17] Palm Springfield Resort
    • [KABF04] Simpson Laser Tag "Enjoy This Fad While It Lasts"
    • [KABF09] Amusement Park
      (unnamed place Simpsons, Lurleen Lumpin and her father visit)
      • Ferris wheel
      • Merry-go-round
      • Tilt a whirl type ride (cars go upside-down)
      • Your Face on a T-Shirt!
    • [KABF15] Springfield Glen County Club
    • [KABF21] Springfield Sport Palace (where Springfield Celtics (renamed to Springfield Excitement) play)
    • [LABF16] Springfield Sports Arena (where the Ultimate Punch, Kick and Choke Championship is held)
    • [LABF16] Springfield Sports Arena Tomorrow: When a Man Gloves a Woman
    • [LABF16] Springfield Sports Arena UPKCC Chett vs. Marge
    • [MABF05] Skates 'N' Such Ice Rink - Thursday: Clockwise Night
    • [MABF05] Springfield Municipal Golf Course
    • [PABF01] Springfield Atoms Stadium
      • [PABF01] See Your Heroes Play With Concussions
    • [PABF15] Springfield Playhouse
      • [PABF15] The Springfield Passion Play
      • [PABF15] Auditions Today - Warning, Someone May Get Crucified
    • [RABF07] Springfield Opry House
      • [RABF07] Hillbilly Talent Contest
    • [RABF10] Peep Show "Only 25 Cents"
      (Moe checks out this show of marshmallow Peeps)
  • Under 18 Not Allowed
    • [7G10] Florence of Arabia
    • [7G10] Girlesque
    • [7G10] Foxy Boxing
    • [7G10] Mud City
    • [7G10] Sapphire Lounge
    • [AABF16] Lap Dancing (changed to Lapland Dancing)
    • [CABF18] Girls! Girls! Girls!
    • [DABF14] Golden Banana
      • Exotic male dancers
    • [GABF01] The League of Extra-Horny Gentlemen (across from Moe's)
    • [GABF10] Knockers on Route 98
    • [NABF06] Club Zipless
    • [NABF20] Classy Girls Strip Club "Onstage: Nelson's Mom" (Nelson is standing outside)
    • [PABF10] Silicon Alley Strip Club
    • [RABF08] The Elegant Scoundrel - Formerly Sammy's Sex Sewer
  • Just Outside Springfield
    • [7F20] Catfish Lake "home of the world's biggest catfish"
    • [8F14] Rancho Relaxo
      • bungee jumping, kayaking
      • calligraphy, cigar making
      • hula dancing, hang gliding
      • Swimming, tennis
      • hot tub, mud bath
      • massage, Relax-o vision movies
      • or just sit and stare at the walls
    • [2F01] 5 Corners: stand in 5 states at once (also [MABF11])
      • [MABF11] Where Sideshow Bob attempts to kill Bart to perform the perfect crime
    • [2F01] Amish Country
    • [2F01] Itchy & Scratchy Land (also [GABF01])
      • Torture Land, Explosion Land, Searing Gas Pain Land, Unnecessary Surgery Land
      • the Head Basher, the Mangler, the Blood Bath, Tavern on the Scream, the Log Fall, the baby ball pit, and Laramie cigarettes presents I&S Mine Field
      • Roger Myers Senior Biography Theatre
      • Parent's Island: TV town, recipe related bumper cars, 100 bars and salons including Itchy's 70s disco and TGI McScratchy's Goodtime Food Drinkery
      • 12 noon Robot Parade
      • [GABF01] "Built By Imagination and Non-Union Labor"
    • [2F32] Krustyland (also [NABF20])
      • [2F32] Krustyland House of Knives
      • [NABF20] Krusty: Krustyland has a new ride! The Eyeballs of Death. It only passed the safety panel by a two to three vote. That third vote didn't come cheap!
    • [3F22] Little Pwagmattasquarmsettport
    • [4F05] Waynesport Souvenir Shop
    • [AABF04] Bloodbath Gulch Ghost Town
      • "the friendliest town in the old west" founded by prostitutes in 1849
      • 30% more gunfights, 40% more rootin' tootin'
      • Tumbleweed tumbles at 2pm, 4pm, 6pm [and Midnight on weekends]
      • whorehouse, cathouse, bordello, old mission,
      • Bob's Brothel, Ed's Brothel, Chuck's Brothel,
      • Tom's Brothel, Buck's Brothel
      • Ye Olde Animatronic Saloon
    • [AABF04] World's Largest Toilet
    • [MABF02] Wet 'N' Wacky World
      • Formerly John F. Kennedy Naval Museum
      • Stroller Rental
      • Dolphin Drive and Coelacanth Street
      • Whiplash Rapids
      • Haunted Crab Shack
      • Gifts
      • Souvenirs
      • Ultimate Sea Life Aquarium
      • Ultimate Sea Life Buffet
      • Lost and Found
      • Lobster Roll (roller coaster)
      • Slimu (performing Octupus)
    • [MABF13] Historic Weasel Island
      • One of America's Ten Roundest Islands!
      • Explore a dark, dark weasel cave.
      • Tour the Historic Civil War Prison
      • Picnic where the bodies were once stacked like cordwood
      • Plus some kind of Amusement Park!
      • Warning: You may not be amused
      • Civil War Prison & Museum of Sideburns
      • Fortune Teller (machine) "You Will Lose All Your Money."
      • Spook House
      • Ride
      • Ice Cream
      • Pizza
      • Hot Dogs


Festivals and Events

"....if I'm elected mayor, the first thing I'll do is kill the whole lot of ya and burn your town to cinders......I know it's on."
  Groundkeeper Willy --- "Bart's Inner Child" [1F05]
  • Annual Events
    • [7G08] Christmas Pageant
    • [7F05] Nuclear Plant Employees, Spouses, and no more than 3 children night
    • [8F08] Flaming Moe's Day [same as Veteran's Day] [declared, but perhaps not very annual]
    • [8F21] Police Picnic {also [5F16]}
    • [9F02] Springfield Elementary School Carnival "the Happiest Place on Earth"
      • Ferris Wheel, The Paralyzer, Games,
      • Haggis
    • [8F07] Springfield Soapbox Finals
    • [8F19] Springfield County Fair "Who Still Goes To These? Find Out Inside" {also [FABF15], [KABF10]}
      • World's Biggest Hoogie [8F19]
      • The World's Biggest Pumpkin [FABF15]
      • The World's Biggest Bok Choy [FABF15]
      • The World's Biggest Ribbon [FABF15]
      • The World's Biggest Brussel Sprout [FABF15]
      • The World's Biggest Pile of Mashed Potatoes [FABF15]
      • Place-Setting Competition [FABF15]
      • Quilts [FABF15]
      • Ah Fudge! [FABF15]
      • Warning: Funhouse May Have Christian Message [KABF10]
      • 4-H Calf Judging [KABF10]
    • [9F11] Nuclear Plant Company Picnic
    • [9F12] Big Brother's Day at Marine World
    • [9F13] Hooray for President's Day
    • [9F16] Cartoon Awards
    • [9F18] Whacking Day, May 10th
    • [9F21] Springfield Swap Meet
    • [1F05] "Do What You Feel" Festival
    • [2F12] Regional Ace Awards
    • [2F15] Renaissance Fair
      • knight battles, Friar Wiggum's Fantastical Beastarium,
      • loom, tea cups ride, fudge stand,
      • open pit cooking, Ye Olde stomach pump
    • [3F08] US Air Force Air Show
    • [3F14] Nuclear Plant Employees Night at the Springfield Dragway
    • [3F24] Chili Cook Off "please lick spoon clean after each use"
      • Bee Guy's Chili
      • Vegetarian Chili
      • Muntz Family Chili
      • Old Man's Yale Style Saltpetre Chili
      • Professor Frink's Virtual Chili
      • Firehouse Ned's 5 Alarm Chili
      • Flaming Moe's Chili Bar
      • Chief Wiggum's Chili
      • A little Bit of Lenny
      • Ferl Dixon and the Second Helping Boys
    • [4F03] "Memories of Bonanza" Mall Show
    • [4F10] Mountain Music Festival, March 14-18
    • [5F06] Azalea Festival
    • [5F08] Colonel Tex's Traveling Carnival
      • Lobster boy
      • Shrimp girl
      • Humphrey the Talking Camel
      • Hitler's Car
      • Impervo the Painless
      • Geek show--biting the heads off chickens
      • The World's Smallest Horse
      • The Bearded Lady
      • Ring toss
      • Water balloon race
      • Shoot Out the Star
      • Pop the Balloon
      • Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy
      • Strike 3!
      • Wheel of Chance Win! Win!
      • Dunk the Homer
      • Fried Sugar
      • Fried Dough
      • Cotton Candy
      • Ice Cream
      • Pretzels
      • Hot Dogs
      • Caramel Apples
      • Lemonade
      • Snacks
      • The Tooth Chipper
      • Dr. Frightmarestein's Screamatorium
      • Fun house
      • Ferris wheel
      • Psychic Predictions booth
      • The Yardwork Simulator
      • Bumper Cars
      • Whack-A-Mole
    • [5F09] Love Day
    • [5F09] Policeman's Ball
    • [5F16] Mob Picnic
    • [5F16] Church Picnic
    • [5F20] Elementary School Apple Pick
      • pony rides, sing-a-longs,
      • apple bobbing, apple picking, apple everything
    • [CABF11] 12th Annual Big Science Thing
    • [CABF12] Springfield Marathon "Ruin Your Knees For Charity"
    • [DABF05] Annual Springfield Formal Event
    • [DABF05] Gay Pride Parade - Formerly Springfield Heritage Day
    • [DABF06] Springfield Preparatory School Annual Fair
      • Moonbounce, bumper cars,
      • ring toss, silent auction
      • Wolfgang Puck cooking booth
    • [EABF08] The Return of the Stinging Red Jellyfish
      • Springfield's most beloved event
      • 3rd Tuesday of May Sweeps
    • [GABF14] Springfield Lettuce Festival
      • romaine, iceberg, radicchio, and everyone's favorite, baby Bibb
      • even a few cabbages are getting in on the fun.
    • [GABF22] Mayor's Easter Egg Hunt
    • [KABF05] Carnival
      • Tunnel of Love
      • Snack Shack
    • [MABF15] Springfield Pet Fair
      • Annual Springfield Ugly Dog Contest
      • Get Your Pet Skunk De-Striped
      • Socialize Your Hermit Crab
      • Whack a Real Mole
      • Ant Farm Foreclusure Sale
      • Mongoose-Cobra Counseling
      • Teeny's Choice Chimp Diapers
      • Jesus Fish
    • [MABF15] Springfield Annual Classic Car Contest
    • [NABF11] 1st Annual Chinese Lantern Festival  
      [Springfield Horticultural Society]
    • [PABF21] Springfield Grand Prix
    • [PABF21] Tour De Springfield
  • Other Events
    • [7F06] Monster Truck Rally
    • [7F06] Saturday Evening Concert Series
    • [7F18] Springfield Art Fair
    • [8F14] Marge Simpson Day
    • [8F16] Twirl King Champions Exhibition
    • [8F21] Spinal Tap Concert
    • [8F23] First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence
    • [9F13] Firedrill Follies
    • [2F07] Stock Footage Film Festival
    • [2F15] Springfield Renaissance Faire
      • Knight Battle To-Daye
      • The Happy Leech Bleed While-U-Wait
      • Friar Wiggum's Fantastical Beastarium
      • Fortune Teller's Tent
      • Teacup Ride
    • [2F31] Springfield Pops
    • [2F31] Springfield Film Festival
      • Bright Lights, Beef jerky
      • Moe Better Booze
      • Man Getting Hit by Football
      • A Burns for All Seasons
      • Puke-a-Hontis
      • film jury: Jay Sherman, Marge, Homer, Mayor Quimby, & Krusty
    • [2F33] Krusty the Clown's 29th Anniversary Show
    • [3F13] Springfield Bicentennial
    • [3F21] Hollapolooza
    • [5F10] Comedy Festival
      • Jay Leno
      • Janeane Garofalo
      • Bruce Baim
      • Steven Wright
      • Bobcat Goldthwaite
      • Krusty the Clown
    • [AABF07] Carnival in town, 1 night only!
      • cotton candy
      • hats with feathers
    • [AABF12] Demolition Derby
    • [AABF21] Taste of Springfield
      • The Gilded Truffle
      • Q. Butterfat's Flavors Parlor
      • The Texas Cheesecake Depository
      • The French Confection
      • Moleman's Gruel
      • Krusty Burger
      • UGLI
      • Much Ado About Muffins
      • Ah Fudge!
      • The Hungry Hun
    • [BABF20] The Who Concert
    • [CABF16] Chris Rock Concert
    • [DABF18] Oven Mitt Convention "If the Mitt Don't Fit, We Will Remit"
    • [DABF18] Springfield Shoe Expo
    • [DABF22] Concert for Planet Hollywood
    • [EABF04] Women's Bodybuilding Finals
    • [EABF17] Sumatran Century Flower "The Greatest Show on Dirt"
    • [GABF02] Save Our Park Charity Carnival by Junior League
      • Flip-A-Frog
      • Port-o-Potty
    • [HABF07] Church Fund Raiser
      • Whack-A-Moses
      • Holy Roller-Coaster
      • Tunnel of Abstinence
      • Halo Toss: Three Rings for a Buck
      • See What You'd Look Like in Hell
    • [JABF12] Harvest Festival
    • [MABF15] Beard and Mustache Competition
    • [MABF15] Bonsai Tree Contest
    • [MABF15] Bully Competition
    • [NABF11] World Magic Championship at the Magic Palace


Parades

"...this parade brings out so many wonderful emotions, joy, excitement, looking."
  • [7F07] Macy's Thanksgiving Parade on TV [Bart balloon]
  • [8F22] Annual 4th of July Parade
    • Homer participated as a walking smiley-belly guy with giant hat.
  • [9F02] Springfield Founders Festival Parade
    • Santa Claus
    • the Menthol Moose Marching Band
    • Order of Ice Cream Men
    • Little Miss Springfield-Laramie cigarette float featuring Menthol Moose throwing cigarette packs
  • [9F10] Duff Gardens Electric Parade
    • Duff Blimp float
    • Drink Duff Beer float
  • [9F22] Terror Lake Salutes Hannibal Crossing the Alps
  • [1F05] "Do What You Feel" Festival Parade
    • Free as a Bird float
  • [1F12] Gay Rights Parade
    • Bart and Lisa participated, Bart got his photo in the newspaper
  • [1F13] Carbon Rod Parade
  • [2F01] Itchy & Scratchy Robot Parade
    • Machine Gun toting Itchys and Scratchys
    • Axe wielding Itchys and Scratchys
    • Steam Roller with a flat Scratchy
    • Walking Axe Family
    • Itchy the Engineer float
    • All-Robot Band
  • [2F20] St. Patrick's Day Parade {also [4F15], [JABF15], [KABF17]}
    • [2F20] Smithers, in confessional: Father, I'm not a Catholic. I *tried* to march in the St. Patrick's Day Parade.
    • [4F15] 200 Years of Irish Cops
    • [4F15] Pot o' Gold float
    • [4F15] St. Patrick float
    • [4F15] Drunken Irish Novelists of Springfield float
    • [4F15] Duff Green Beer Sprayer float
    • [JABF15] HOW'S MY MARCHING? CALL 1 800 KL5 9595
    • [JABF15] Bagpipe band, with bagpipes, drums
    • [JABF15] Float with rainbow, pot of gold and leprachaun
    • [KABF17] Irish Boy Most Resembling a Potato
    • [KABF17] Straight Catholic Priests (nearly empty float)
    • [KABF17] Small Irish Family (two dozen children)
    • [KABF17] We see competing Northern Irish Parade
  • [3F13] Bicentennial-Jebediah Springfield Parade
    • Marching Band
    • Junior Jebediah's Float
    • Butter Churner
    • Typhoid Carrier
    • Apprentices
    • Town Crier
    • Jebediah Frontier Man Float
    • Walking-head Dragon
    • "Community Spirit" Frontier Wagon, featuring children
  • [3F16] Itchy & Scratchy Parade in Springfield
    • Itchy & Scratchy Float
    • Roger Meyers, Sr., founded company in 1921
  • [3F19] 1969 Veteran's Day Parade
    • Grampa tells Bart about the float disaster that killed 5 members of the Hellfish
  • [3F20] Annual Moustache Parade
    • We're here, we're queer, we don't want anymore bears
  • [3G04] Soviet Military Parade on TV [floats open up to reveal Soviet tanks]
  • [4F08] "Welcome Home Space Girl" Ticker-tape Parade
  • [4F20] Mardi Gras Parade in New Orleans
    • which parade it is is not clear, but we can narrow it down with these clues:
      • it is a Krewe parade, not a truck parade
      • it is located in the Canal--St. Charles--Camp area of downtown N.O.
      • it is a day parade
      • the float riders consist of men and women
      • the parade takes place in 1997
    • considering these clues, the parade was presented by one of the following:
      • Krewe of Pontchartrain
      • Knights of Camelot
      • Krewe of Tucks
      • Krewe of Mid City
  • [5F09] Garbage Man Parade
    • Apu, Side Show Mel, Ned,
    • Oscar the Grouch, Homer, dozens of garbage men,
    • garbage trucks, and U2
    • parade to disband at the Springfield dump
  • [5F13] Stuffed Animal Parade
    • Ralph Wiggum loves to play stuffed animal parade-
  • [5F15] Krusty's Hobo Parade lasts 20 minutes


Conventions and Expos

"Room 1...Candy Convention., Room 11...Candy shaped rat poison Convention."
  Sign Outside Springfield Convention Center --- "Homer Badman" [2F06]
  • [7F21] 12th Annual "Close Encounter of the Comic Book Kind" Convention
  • [8F13] Annual Baseball Card Convention
    • meet Jose Canseco
  • [8F23] Baby Expo
    • dog in a ball
  • [9F07] Springfield Auto Show
    • We Salute the American Worker! Now 61% Drug Free!
  • [1F05] Brad Goodman Seminar
    • "Be like the Boy"
  • [2F06] Candy Industry Trade Show
    • Room 1
  • [2F06] Candy Shaped Rat Poison Convention
    • Room 11
  • [4F08] Franchise Expo
    • where you can make your non-sexual dreams come true
  • [5F03] Free Health Fair "welcome cheapskates"
    • Lung Capacity, Blood Pressure, Are you Crazy?,
    • What's your sex?, First Aid, Hearing Test, Fit or Fat,
    • Check your Cholesterol.
  • [AABF05] BI-MON-SCI-FI-CON
    • Bi-Monthly Springfield Sci-Fi Convention
    • "Set Phasers on Fun!"
    • Be there and be square
    • featuring Mark Hamill, Alf,
    • and tag team robot wrestling [Battlestar Galactica vs. the gay Star Wars robots]
    • Booths: Gort, Doctor Who, Godzilla,
    • Neil Armstrong, Meet Dr. Smith, Roswell
  • [AABF12] Smithsonian Traveling Exhibit
    • Mercury Space capsule
    • Spirit of St. Louis
    • Sammy Davis Jr.'s eye
    • Bill of Rights
    • Abe Lincoln's hat
    • Fonzie's leather jacket
    • Howdy Doody puppet
    • Lou Gehrig's jersey
    • Archie Bunker's chair
    • sponsored by Omnitouch
  • [AABF20] Mega-Savings seminar "BYO Chair" with Chuck Garabedian
  • [LABF11] Home & Garden Show
    • Turn Your Rec Room Into A Basement
    • Add On To The House You Can't Afford
    • The Rake of the Future
    • Grass
    • Welcome Mats
    • Hose Nozzles
    • Hot Tubs
    • Grills
    • Construction Services, Inc.
  • [MABF17] Entrepreneur Expo
    • Stiff-In-A-Box Funeral Services
    • King Thong Big & Tall Bikini Outlet
    • Mextel Cellular
    • jiffy boob express plastic surgery
    • Facebook
    • microsoft
    • Virgin Airlines
    • ohm Depot

Contributors:
{bl} Barry Landry
{ci} Craig Ingerto

{mc} Mark Chekares
{nd} Nicolai Dybdahl
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